7 bottles. Thanks for the oddly sarcastic support!

8 bottles. I don't like Crests methods and support to such an outrageous event

9 bottles srry rum is on low so we must raise the taxes for the rum 10 g a bottle

11 bottles. Now, let's see... who else to tax... got it!

SHARKY! Get over here!

12 bottles. What? I heard my name.

13 bottles sharky jack wants u

14 bottles of rum

15 bottles. Don't let him get to me!

16 bottles. I need me barrel Sharky!

17 bottles. Catch me if you can!

18 bottles.

19 bottles of awesome sauce

20 bottles of... Pirate Guy needs to give Jack his rum... rum

21 bottles. I say we all refuse to pay Jack's taxes! The Monster can help Jack decide not to collect too!

22 bottles. Silly minions. I loathe to have to try out my new.... weaponry on you. Nerve Gas, Nuclear Missiles, and not to mention those nasty flesh-eating rabid bunnies. Pick your poison.

23 bottles... Jack, I think that I need some rum. I'm thirsty. You should follow my orders. The Monster is hungry.

24 bottles. Aaaaaaaaaaaand?

25 bottles. I agree with Davest.

27 bottles. Time to release a bunny. -screams in the background, blood splatters on window- Oh my.

Hello Crest! Come to enjoy the rum taxing?

28 bottles.

29 bottles. Crest, your minion is doing an awful job of keeping the forum's rum supply there. The Monster and I are too persuasive. Jack, I need the rum now. I gave you my order on the ban thread.

Crest, you may want to find a new rum man... and someone like me who can use The Monster to bargain may be... handy.

30 bottles.

-yells, gurgles, and more unimaginable sound in the back-

Ready to pay the taxes?

And you haven't succeeded to funnel a single drop out of me. And I, well I have a bottle from you!

31 bottles. Or you could take me? I'm sure you could find me more useful than Davy and his meat eating, rum stealing, viciously, big pet.

-gulps-

Nah, I think you would still like me better.

32 bottles. Jack, you know you won't get a drop from me. This is your last chance mate! Hand over the rum, and The Monster stays in his cage!

33 bottles.

34 bottles.

You really want to starve of the populace? Your guild is derived of rum because you will not, and are avoiding just vowing to pay me the barrel by the end of the month. I'd loan you 20 barrels, which you'd have to ration out, of course, but, it would be better than letting your guild be malnourished, no?

.dnA eht mur si neddih

35 bottles. Jack, that sentence backwards makes no sense. :P I like the third word though.

36 bottles. Jack, you'll find that after you come back from the hospital, you will be missing 100 barrels of rum. That was me, thanks. I'll see if I can spare you a bottle or two. Maybe they will even be full! :D

I ban Davy unless he shares some with me.


37 bottles xD

38 bottles. Wrong game mate.

Yes, I'll share with all of you Sorcerors...

39 bottles. Giving your members explosive and poisoned rum Davy! Why, that's a shame.

40 bottles of Jack trying to lie.

42 bottles. Ah well, that was the below average stuff anyway. Might seem good to you folks, but, got's nothing on my main stores!

And, I see the revolution is beginning. And I want no such thing.... I was afraid it would come to this.

43 bottles. Jack, howz about you hand over that EITC rum? I hear it's good stuff. o_o

45 bottles. Thought I meant to give you my rum? Heavens no!

Hear ye! Hear ye! From this day forth, the high rum taxes have been thrust down! No longer are the minions required to pay that tax, and instead, I will play you! Yes, YOU a barrel a month! The payment shall begin immediately!
As long as you serve me faithfully and well and give me a filled bottle of rum each month in thanks. You all may rejoice, as long as fellow rum master Crest agrees to this plan!

Signed,

Jack Shipsteel

46 bottles of :O.

Jack, I like this. But 1 is a little bit... small of an amount. Can we make it 100?

47 bottles.

Alright, let me give you the math.
1 barrel = 301 medium sized bottles.
301 medium sized bottles - 1 bottle of thanks = 300 bottles.
300 bottles/30 days, the average amount of days in one month = 10 bottles a day.

10 bottles a day. Take it or leave it.

And Crest still has to agree.

48...

When you put it that way, it sounds awful nice to me... I like it.

49 bottles. Good. However, I seriously doubt Crest wishes to stop our nonsense antics.

50 bottles! (Halfway there).

Crest will agree. Right Crest?!

*Flashes bag of gold.*

51 bottles of waiting for an AFK Cresvy.

52 bottles... who says we need to wait? I say we make that bill a law. o_o

53 bottles of zombiefied rum :P

54 bottles of disgusting rum.

55 bottles of "this message is 2 short" rum

56 bottles of Davy trying to overule one of the Rum Master's authority.

Not good on the resume...

57 bottles of I think my resume looks pretty good then.

58 bottles. Not for me to decide...

59 bottles. Then who does >_<

60 bottles!

61 Bottles of Pwning Noobs!

__________
I Pwn Noobs!

62 bottles. As me and my Co-guildmasters always say...

The future is in the noobs! I mean the youth!

64 bottles! Rejoice minions! You are now paid!

Now, begin working on my Drink Replicator project. If this works, well, rum will be a-plenty!

65 bottles calls for a REVLOUTIONNNNN!!!!!!

...The minions are mine...

66 bottles of the Lord of Ludicrous trying to revolt JUST after I got everything under control.

Really? I gave out a good 30 barrels of good rum, and I get revolted against? Seriously? That's not nice you know. It took a lot of hard work to get back on top.

66 bottles of noob made rum. Kinda tastes a little weird....

67 bottles. Sharky, your working on the Drink Replicator. Double time Spolier Minion!

68 bottles of Rum Muffins...

69 bottles of Spam Muffin Minion! You get to work on the Drink Replicator as well.

70 bottles of working on the drink replicator.

Jack, once this thing is done (few days estimated...) I want an infinite supply of the EITC's finest rum. The stuff imported from... East of India... and I want an extra barrel of rum a month! You can spare that for your Co-GP founder?

71 bottles.

The problem is, Davy, is that this Drink Replicator will need to be tested first, and then we have to replicate the process EXACTLY to get the same machine. And of course, I need to give out a Drink Replicator to all Rum Masters first.

So, you can expect to recieve your Drink Replicator, let's say.... April? Give or take?

72 bottles. The Monster's cage is rattling. April seems a little late...

73 bottles.

Fine, I want this more than you do. I increase our work input by 20%, by obtaining 3 more minions, subtract the nine, carry the 7.... I can get you one by March.

74 bottles.

Can you throw me in an extra two or three barrels of EITC rum in February? If so, we're good.

75 bottles. This is a high risk, if word leaks out, well, I'm done for. However...

Take the 3 barrels. However, if word leaks out, the Bank of Jack is closing.

76 bottles...

Just sign here, and here, and here.... and initial here...

77 bottles. -scribble, scribble- Wait a moment.




Some people call me JSS. So I put that or just JS?

78 bottles.

JS.

79 bottles. And before I initial, is there any other things included in here besides the rum and Drink Replicator I should know about? Like, "I've sold myself to working for Davy Fireskull for the rest of eternity?"

80 bottles.

DARN IT! Almost had him...

*scribbles out part about working for Davy Fireskull for the rest of eternity*

Drink Replicator... 3 barrels of EITC rum due at the end of February... are you okay with providing a small chest of meat a month for The Monster? It will keep his hunger down a bit... if so, please sign...

81 bottles.
I'm a master of reading between the lines.
I do have some leftover wasp and crab meat from Rumrunner's... and I don't need it polluting me inventory...
If you're reading this, you've lost the game.
Alright, initialed.

82 bottles.

Lost less than half an hour ago, so I'm good.

Initialed... cool. The Monster says thank you.

Ok. Well I can try to work double time. Assuming time allows..... I'll play it day by day.

83

84 of this message is to short rum

85 bottles. Harder my minions! I expect Drink Replicator 1.0 to be complete by the end of next week!

86 bottles of me pretending to work.

Sorry Jack, I got distracted by all the pretty shiny parts in the tool store.

87 bottles.

88 bottles. Davy, I see you hammering your fingers in pretension. You want the good or not?

90 bottles. A small agreement. And an inceased work production.

You will recieve your drink replicator early next month.

91. We seem to have reached a reasonable deal between our two parties.

92 bottles. Yes. The Three Day Revolution of '11 is over.

94 bottles. Why not now? I mean, it's only 5 pages or so.

96 bottles. Aye.

97 bottles

98 bottles of sum'mat.

100 bottles! :D Yes! Got the 100th... Don't worry mates, I'm working on the Drink Replicator... don't worry. Should be done soon.

And Jack, I'm considering firing you from your GP duties...

"Inceased"? Strike two...

101 bottles! i say fire Jack cause there's a new sherif in town! Cowboy Guy! yee-haw

103 bottles.

I've fired Jack, and locked him away on Rambleshack Prison. I've taken his rum stash, and stored it away. He was making too many spelling and grammar mistakes. Crest, you want to split his rum stash 60-40? You getting the 40?

105 bottles. Ok, thanks. Rum is hidden now. It'll probably be guzzled within a few weeks... don't worry Crest, you're a Sorceror, so you get rum as well. I hide it in the guild's rum cache...