I ban Davy for trying to bribe me with rum. Who said anything about throwing them in the sea? Too easy that way.

I ban Crest. Did you take my bribe? If so, we can have The Monster eat the keys... he's had a strange craving for metal lately...

I ban Davy for having Crest keep watch over us.

I ban Sharktooth! Quiet down and go sleep in your cell! When you sleep, the rats wake up!

Please, please don't read the spoiler... please...

I lost The Game!

I ban Davy for shoving orders into Sharky's face. I haven't decided yet if I took the bribe

You're banned for making Curiosity kill the Kat

I ban Crestshot... or as I should now call her, Pandora.

I ban Davy for paralleling me with that girl so susceptible to Hera's tricks.

I ban Crest because Pandora was not a girl, she was the wife of a Titan. Prometheus?

I ban Davy for getting his mythology wrong again. Created by Zeus, given to mankind after Prometheus granted them fire, made to be stupid and curious.

I ban Crest, because I haven't read Greek Myth for a while... I ban you all a good night! I expect rum in the morning!

I ban Davy for letting his diamond go grey.

I ban Davy and JJ for pretending they have the authority to arrest Sharky and Pirate Guy... Only I do.

I ban both Davy and JJ. "Sirs, please come with me..."

I ban muffin for trying to arrest me.

I ban Davy for not arresting Spam Muffin. And you get double banned for trying to go over my head while I'm offline. Scandalous move, and one that doesn't bode well on one of your many resumes. Rum Master Candiacy, Drink Replicator Application, I mean, really, do you want to dissapoint me?

Muffin, we have your Spam in custody. Unless you're willing to cooperate, we will have to jail it.

Ok, Jack edited his message so he probably had a spelling/punctuation mistake. I ban him for that.

i ban sharky cause you don't know that!
BTW did I ever get my ban weapon!?!?

I Title Ban You!
 

Yes, the Ban twig...

-Hugs :spam:-

Now I am going to ask nicely, "Sir, please come with me..."

I ban Muffin for thinking that he can arrest somebody! Not until you re-submit your Application as clarifired by Mr. Fireskull.

And Inmate # 0000000001? I edited so I could double ban Davy.

I ban Jack for calling me too many names.

I ban Inmate # 00000000001 for I am now changing your name to Inmate # 0001. We'll never have 10000 prisoners.

I ban Jack. You are released from prison. And mate, I HOPE we never have that many prisoners. We will make sure that good spelling and grammar are enforced well enough that that won't be needed!

I ban Davy for jailing me. Wait why didn't I just kick the door, oh well. I am free!!!!

I ban the Ban Game.

I ban Sharky for not backing back into his cell. I will Comma Tase you, sir. Don't make me have to do this.

I ban Jack, because I shall take it from here.

*Poofs Sharky into the vault at the bottom of the sea.*

Presto!

I ban Davy for poofing me underwater. I also ban him for spelling decent wrong on the Level Resriction thread. Jack.... Look into it. Ooh, a quote...

I ban Sharktooth, because even GP make mistakes. You on the other hand, may not.

I ban Davy in agreement. And we need him above water, or... we move our Drink Replicator project underwater... hmm... keeps it safe, but need to supply air... choices, choices....

I ban Davy.. Then why is a rule breaker who is the rule enforcer get to have his way?

Btw, I know a Monster that was created before Billy xD So there...

I ban Sharktooth because Billy made his pirate in June of '08.

By the way Jack, I think that we should let him work on it, but with the collar.

I ban Sharky for questioning the GP authority. I press this button, and your obedience collar is turned to ON.

And I'll keep you guys on land. Much easier for you to breathe.

And great Idea, Davy. Might put it on my other minions.... just the misbehaving ones, anyway.

I ban myself for not changing my mood for almost three months... *hic*

I ban Jack. I think we should test it on him. You may have the honors.

I ban Davy for letting me now know why the Rum is always gone.

Now, Inmate # 0001, you may work on our Drink Replicator. Chop Chop!

I ban Jack. Chop chop?!

*Throws axe at worker.*

I ban Davy for not being down on the floor. You are my minion, mate. However, you do get bonuses, such as being able to work only 3 hours a day.

grumble BAN grumble...

*Works*

I ban myself for becoming supreme ruler of the minions. -sits back and enjoys the rum-

Knowing my luck, TSC bursts in here and tells me I'm not a master, and makes me you guy's overseer instead of master.

And I just jinxed myself. UGH!

I ban Jack and Davy for being weird.

I ban Sharktooth! Bad Sharktooth!

*Presses button*

*zap zap zap slice slice slice burn burn burn*

Davy! You're going to injure him!

I ban Davy for pushing my buttons.

I ban Jack for making a joke. Fine fine, I'll stop... soon...

I ban Davy for not stopping. Imma need a band aid for this injury.

I ban Davy for continuing to push my buttons. Inmate # 0001, you may report to the Medical Department for healing. You may remove your collar once inside the completely sealed room. You shall be requippped with it upon leaving.

I ban Jack for being a little kind. Unusual eh?

I ban Inmate # 0001 for complimenting me. I'll thank you. But, hurry up on your healing.

I ban Jack. You can't rush nature.

I ban Inmate # 0001 for taking over five minutes to heal! Hurry up!

I ban Davy for making me wonder why we haven't recieved any applications to join the GP. I mean, we are very cuddly.

I ban Jack for.... No one reading these wants to join. They are seeing your viciousness

I ban Sharktooth for forgetting punctuation again!

*zap zap zap slice slice slice burn burn burn*

Davy, it's invisible obviously. I ban Davy for not having invisibility skillz.

I ban Sharktooth for lying. I'll let this one slide, but next time, I'll use the collar.

I ban Inmate # 0001 for he may now rejoin our working floor.

Davy! Your break is over!

I ban Jack for creating this imaginary jail with Davy without pictures! Come come, I need to see this!

I ban Crest for making us try to give the location. Only to GP members.

I ban Crestshot for demanding pictures about a jail with a hidden location. The interior should not be discussed. It may disturb some people. D:

I ban Davy for expecting to just let this slip past me. I've given you more than enough time to prepare for an inspection visit!

I ban Davy. Ok I can post a pcture, since that is where I am currently residing.

I ban our new inmate # 0002. you said "an visit". Incorrect grammar! It should be "a visit".

Ma'am, I need to to come with me... you may now see the interior of our prison...

Evidence is above.

I ban Davy for trying to jail Crest! You are insane!

Ma'am, you are free to go. My counterpart had a little to much to drink, ya know how it goes.

I ban Davy for even thinking he can outwit the great Kat Crestshot, especially as Wits are not something you carry commonly in your pocket.

I ban Jack for attempting to save me. While the thought is appreciated, it is not needed, comrade.

I ban Jack for trying to have too much power. I have power that none of you can comprehend. I just refuse to use it.

I ban Crest because I have more wits than you.

I ban wits. Power destroys all.

I ban McSharky for being so modest. Now, refuse, or cannot comprehend either?

I ban Jack for not understanding wits = power

I ban Crest because I don't carry wits in my pocket. They fill my head.

I ban Jack for not doing his GP duties.

I ban Sharktooth for thinking he has more wits than Crest. I must disagree.

I ban all you guys who underestimate the power of a Founder!

I ban Sharky for not having that precious little golden name or coin. Time to go digging!

I ban Crest... Crest, are you interested in joining the GP? Jack and I are lazy and need someone to help us work...

I ban Davy for trying to recruit Crest.

I ban Sharky for having that lingering little worm in his mind telling him it will work. That is called Doubt and Fear, my friend.

I ban Crest for... I will baffle you will my amazing Founder powers. Just watch.

I ban Sharktooth for thinking Founder powers can save him from the collar.

I ban Inmate # 0001 for not being on the floor.

Davy? I regret I must fire The Monster. I am hiring you as my new Commandant. A slight pay raise.. 7 barrels a month.

I ban Davy for threatening with a silly little piece of leather. Or Metal. Whatever it is, it's just annoying.

I ban Jack for putting on his boot boots.

I ban Jack for trying to make me work. Since I am not on Sharky. I am free. Haha. Freedom, yay! Go The Apocalypse! (yes Crest, he is my other pirate.)

I ban McSharky for spiritually leaving himself behind.

I ban Sharktooth for going on The.

GOOD GOD JACK?! 7 barrels a month!? I'm game for it. Make sure that at least three barrels have that good stuff the EITC imports...

I ban Davy for being demanding.

I ban Inmate # 0001 for making me have to collar our new Inmate # 0002.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

I ban Crest for the apocalypse came upon us when I gave into the voices. He, I guess I can leave him alone. I already have Sharky.

I ban Jack for trying to get near my Sorcerors. Torture Sharktooth all you want, but don't you dare strap a collar onto The.

I ban Crest for thinking he can. I am not only a pirate. But a prophecy.

I ban Davy for having kindness in his heart. I'll leave him alone.

I ban Jack for leaving me alone. Wait it is a good thing? Hmm.

I ban Jack for showing Sympathy and Mercy. And here I was thinking both were dead.

And I ban Sharky just in case he gets in ahead of me, due to time restrictions.

I ban Crest for being right. I had time restrictions too...

I ban Sharktooth, who probably posted above me while I was typing.

I ban Crest for not realizing my plan. Cruelty is only temporary. Once my Drink Replicators are complete, I'll give one to the few who are entitled it, and sell the rest for coin. Then I'll become peaceful..

I ban my awesome ninja skills.

I ban Sharky for letting Ninjas invade the forums. Ninja Cyclones only, my friend.

I ban the absent comments on my post. And here I thought people were surprised.

I ban Jack for selling for coin when he could sell for rum.

i bn teh ppl woo tlk like dis. do u tlk like dis?

I ban Davy for not realizing that my Drink Replicators replicate the drink put in them. Give it perfect rum, you recieve more perfect rum. You only need one.

And once I recieve it, once it becomes in my grasp, oh, the wonders.

I ban Jack once he goes crazy when our projecto is done.

I ban Rum Master Crest for leaving me with the madness.