142 bottles. He's had that mood for a while now... hmmmm.

142 bottles. Not really. It actually improves it. I just like the title.

143 bottles. Oh Sharky, have you built anything recently?

144 bottles. Sharky is a slow worker. A perfectionist.

145 bottles. I guess... But I did get NASA to launch a rocket for me in under 30 minutes.

146 bottles. Aye. However, Sharky must make this perfect, for Crest. This isn't just any old owner. She's a rum master! Only the best!

147 bottles. Aye Sharky, it has to be perfect... No pressure.

148 bottles. My DR was the first and best built.

149 bottles. It was a good first model. However, like I said, it didn't produce good rum.

150 bottles. Is that true Jack? *Hints to my model*

151 bottles. Your first model was horrid. -shiver-

152 bottles. Ah yes, old sticky, well it was a solid first try... But my Titanium-Cobalt one with stickers did the trick.

154 bottles. Do you mean those few posts, or all of the negative stuff?

155 bottles. We are currently producing your Drink Replciator!

Sharky! What do you want the title of our Rum Company to be?

WJARR?
OR
Jack and The Pack's Rum Supplies?

156 bottles. Pick the latter Sharky.

158 bottles. It is the minions choice!

If only you knew what it stood for.

159 bottles. It's up to Sharky...

161 bottles.

162 bottles. If we get to 200 I'm going to bed.

163 bottles. If we get to 200, I'll rejoice.

164 bottles. I'd never thought I'd say this, but... Davy please come and help us with the rum ([])_([])

165 bottles. I'm ashamed of you Skiper!

166 bottles. Sorry, he was mind controlling me. I'm free from his grip for now... But I'll keep an eye out for him...

167 bottles. Good.

168 bottles. Almost at 200.

169 bottles. The trek is long in front of us. But the path behind us is longer still.

170 bottles... Sharky? Stealthy? Where are you guys?

171 bottles. They have left, to do other things.

172 bottles. Oh? And is there something else you want me to do?

173 bottles. No. We must complete the journey.

174 bottles. Aye. Diricting all of my attention to "Completing the Journey"... and banning.

175 bottles. Good minion.

176 bottles. Almost there.

178 bottles. Fine, get TSC here immediately.

179 bottles. Aye. I've never seen 200 bottles before, though.

180 bottles. True, it may be a record.

181 bottles.

182 bottles. Almost there

184 bottles.

184 bottles. *Prays that no mods will arrive*

186 bottles.

187 bottles. Almost at @)) (Press shift)

188 bottles of Monster Rum. Wow, you guys got this far?

Get a life...

189 bottles. You get a life Davy.

190 bottles.

191 bottles of there being a reason I wasn't banning/placing bottles for 3 hours straight here.

192 bottles. Davy, I wonder why you are no longer a minion.

193 bottles. Davy, you do have great timing.

194 bottles of Jack giving me a compliment! I think...

Skip, I am no minion. I serve nobody. Except The Monster. But thats two way... its complicated... lets not go there.

195 bottles. Aye, ( to Jack) and at the rate we're going, we'll be at 200 in under 3 minutes.

196 bottles. I bet that whoever drinks all of this will be extremely happy...

197 bottles of I hope so.

198 bottles. Oh what lucky mod that will be.

199 bottles of poison for the happy mod that will drink all of this.

WHO GETS 200?

200 bottles. Ha! We always count fail.

And may the Angels shout from the heavens!

201 bottles of rum?

202 bottles of more poison and titanic failing at counting.

203 bottles. Who's up for 3?

204!204! 204 bottles! I can't believe it we actually reached- *falls asleep*

206 bottles of you guys failing so bad that its not even funny.

Yes, it is funny.

208. Cresty check your counting!

209 bottles. At this rate, we'll reach 300 in no time. Once we correct our timing.

300 bottles of Monster Rum. In my private cellar.

210 for the mods.

211 bottles of rum.

212 bottles. Don't get that monster stuff near me. Or I will have to use my RumWrecker.

213 bottles of Deadly Toxins.

Its okay Jack, I already put Monster Rum in that rum you drank earlier. You should be feeling sick in the next hour or so.

214 bottles of Jack failing to count.

215 bottles. I already detoxified myself with my Rum Weapon.

216 bottles of good for you!

217 bottles. The person who puts up the 300th bottle should probably be promoted to Rum Master if they aren't already.

218 bottles of we should all become rum masters for getting this high haha.

219 bottles. Crest already said we reached around 225 a long time ago. But 300.. unheard of.

WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN DOING!!!!

Stealing all the rum and hiding it from the monkey and penguin!


Btw ... there is a rat on the ship ... we were alerted to your dastardly plots!

1 bottle. Hehehe.... nothing lasts forever.

2 bottle of hoping Melody didn't notice the poison...

3 bottles of counting fail.

5 bottles of no bloody way!

6 bottles of confusion. Does Mel know about the poison? o.o

7 bottles. I shall not rest until this rat is sniffed out...

8 bottles. Jack, for once, I would like to join you in your hunt.

*holds out hand for hand shake*

9 bottles. Don't leave without me.

*Holds out hand for share of rum*

10 bottles. Haha, oh goodness. *tips back rum bottle*

*waves to the Penguin and Melody*

11 bottles of poison.

Fine, no more poison.

13 bottles of Monster Rum.

NEXT POSTER GETS A FREE MONSTER VACCINE!

15 bottles of I didn't have one anyway. Not for you at least. I need to give Pib his... its Elephant Dung flavored!

16 bottles. Weird that he picked it out himself....

18 bottles of Elephant Dung flavoring. Crest, want some?

20 bottles. Good, because it was in that last bottle of rum you drank.