I ban davy for setting his head on fire!

I ban Davy for expecting me to follow his every move.

I ban Seaking for being the -ahem- "Pirate Lord of Padres."

-giggle-

I ban the Muffin Man for still using the dying nickname "Cresvy."

I ban Davest for nicknames never die! They only are forgotten and recovered!

I ban Jack for he is no longer allowed to have rum from padres, and i have placed an anti rum curse on you!

I ban Seaking because nobody can have rum from Padres. The Monster and I stole it all and hid it in our stash. Have fun with your rum starvation.

I ban Davy for furthering the cause of the WJARR. Grazie.

I ban Jack for being so desperate for rum, that he would risk confronting The Monster and myself.

I *twitches* ban *twitches* Davy *twitches* for *twitches* making *twitches* me *twitches* go *twitches* insane *twitches* with *twitches* laughter.:laughks2:*twitch twitch*

I ban Stealthy for not being able to think of a better ban.

I ban Davy, for I was referring to his stealing rum from Padres. The Rum Economy there was extremely liable to collapse, and from what I saw, would be decimated in a week. I tried to pull stock, but could not. So, since you stole the rum, instead of paying to keep the rum there on Padres and keep the economy moving, which would've have thrown my treasury into bankruptcy, I'm getting PAID for having my rum investment stolen.

So again, grazie.

I ban the invisble member. Hi MP or Dead.

I ban lurkers. And that means YOU!!!!!!! -points to reader-

I ban you all a good night. Dont post too much, or I send the monster on you!

I ban SC because Dead never took off The Ed Bones costume.


... FYI Deadpool was known as Edward Ironbones. And Ed Bones was his version of James Bond during Mafia. So we all had to be "invisible" to play.

Imma go ban Jack, because you can get paid as long as I get the rum.

HI TSC! I BAN YOU! :D

I ban Davy for drinking too much monster rum.

I ban Skiperdoo, because he can never drink it.

*drinks bottle of Monster Rum*

Oohh... that's good stuff.

I ban Davy. *Uses Rum Wrecker on monster rum.*

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking he can destroy Monster Rum. Its indestructible. And you'll never be able to drink it. Unless you have a vaccine. And I haven't made one for a while.

Oh Davy... Davy... You obviously haven't seen the Rum Wrecker before, have you?

I ban davy for lurking

I second that ban... Along with firsting yours.

I third my own ban.

I ban Monsieur Skiperdoo for seconding Seaking's lurk ban.

Seaking, here's a lesson in Banning. Never do a ban where you only ban someone for lurking. Always add in another ban, or your ban is weak.

I ban Davy for having his ban so long.

I ban Skiperdoo because a long ban is better than a weak ban.

I ban Davy for giving advice so they don't screw up. It's fun to laugh. :laughks2:

I ban Sharky for laughing.

I ban Mr. Skiperdoo for laughing is nothing to ban about

I second Iron's ban. Wait.... ah, forget it.

I ban Sharky for not banning at all.

I ban Davy for being online for so long!

I ban 23 for banning a Clan Leader.

I ban SC for clearly lying... Or for being lazy enough to Edit out DF for 23 but not changing the reason.

I ban TSC for clearly pointing out the edit.

I ban Crest.

I ban Stealthy for his reason lacking ban.

I ban the invisible member.

I ban stealthy cause you can't ban ALL the invisible peoples.

I ban Sharpshooter for his abrupt entrance.

I skip Skipy and ban the Noobbanner.

I ban Stealthy for thinking of blue puppies right now.

IbanSkipyforcursingmeintousingnospaces.

I ban Stealthy. Try making a longer ban with no spaces.

I ban Davy for making one of the absolutely worst bans I have ever seen in my entire life.

I ban Skiperdoo for seeing very, very few bans if that be the case.

I ban Davy because it was destiny... Yeah she told me to ban you. Ain't that right Destiny?

IbanDavyformakingmetypealongerbanwithnospaces,ando fcourseibandeadforthinkingDestinyisaperson,therefo reyoumustbesayingthatsomeunseengodessesandialsoban thepossiblylurkinginvisiblemember.

I ban Stealth for the Inviso is Me-o... Pool. Deadpool.

I ban Stealthy for falling for my trick. See the spaces?

I ban Davy and his good point.

I ban CST for not banning DF for his slow banning skills or for avoiding a ban on Deadpool.

I ban TSC. I ban DF for his slow banning skills.

I ban TSC for making me do that.

I ban Sharky for his MP ops style text...

(Please tell me if you get the joke)

I ban Skippers because I get it.... sorta. But the MPO version was different...

I ban Sharky for making me start *twitches* twitching again! *twitch*

I ban SC for starting to turn in to a zombie.

I ban TSC for being a ban master.

I ban 23 for his consistently bad bans.

I *twitches* second that ban*twitches*.

I *twitches* ban TSC *twitches* for I am *twitches* going *twitches* insane.

I ban Stealthy for being exposed to 115 for too long! I didn't think the exposure was long enough to zombify, but apparently....

Just let me know if you exhibit cannibal-like behaviors.

I ban MPO because who is Dr. Richtofen?

I ban *twitches* Hey look I have been zombified!:h-ghost:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I ban MPO for I am turning towards you.

I ban MPO for I am going to eat them!

MUAHAHAHA!

I ban MP for I just ate your brains. Oh well.

I ban Stealth for not twitching that time. Thank god, your zombieness is gone.

I ban Crest for assuming Stealth's twitchiness is gone forever.

I skip The NewBanner and ban Crest for I am a full zombie now. Are you next?

I ban Stealth for skipping me. (Thanks for giving me an actual reason!)

I ban Sharp for being *Skiped* by me.

I ban Skip skip for *Skipping* me.

I ban MPO for getting the ol' Black Ops reference.

I ban Sharkpshooter for making a corny joke, hopefully on-the-cob.

I ban Jack for taking over the Activities thread.

I ban Sharky for not changing his avatar. You are the GM of Elite Ones! ( or is it me? )

I ban Pirate Guy and Sharky for having too many guilds! Ahh!!!

I ban PG for his false info. I ban Jack for being in 1 guild.

I ban Sharky for scolding me! His master!

I ban Jack. Um..... I got nothing.

I ban Sharktooth for not having any reason to ban Jack. Meh, I guess we don't need a reason.

I ban DF because no,no we dont.

I ban Stealthy for almost taking up the whole new posts page.

I ban SKipy for that is my job.

I ban Stealthy for being up so early.

I ban Stealthy for stealing my ban.

IBY so badly you hurt yerself.

I ban Stealthy for his major GP violation.

I ban SC for his/her green zombie looking letters.