Misty is now lying dead on the ground, clean and pristine thanks to Skippy's Cleaning Service (TM).

A magical spell has been cast upon Misty......and then all of a sudden her eyes open!

However, as a side effect, her eyebrows were gone forever.

Misty finds some charcoal on the ground and tries to draw new eyebrows on.

Andy forgives Misty and crews everybody, then brings them on the Fire-sail Lion.

Unfortunately the last person boarding tripped the rope tying the Fire-sail Lion to the dock, and cut the rope in his maddened rage.

The Fire-sail Lion crashed into the Ship of the Line.

The Ship of the Line then sinks from the gaping hole, Fire-sail Lion is fine because it hit the SOTL with its ram.

They plunder the SOTL,then sail off to find 100 Hunters waiting for them.

The Hunters are fully comprised of elite light sloopers.

They are 100 yards away, so Andy brings out the football and enters the launch code. Did I mention fire works are pretty?

The cucumber cannons launch successfully, saturating the sails in a gooey, dirty mess.

They watch them sink from the nuclear explosion.

Skippy takes off his level 3 hazmat suit after firing the cannon.

They sail through the fallout and gain a supernatural glow.

Skippy tells everyone to ditch all the zinc sulfide on the ship.

They do so.

After the recent mess, Andy calls everyone whom he knows by name in the captains quarters to discuss future plans.

They set course for the Harkaway.

Then hit a huge sand barge....

Andy backs up and they continue their chase!

Only to hit a rock and sink.

They put a un-sinkable spell on the ship.

The spell is broken by a magical talking rock that grants 2 wishes.

So Andy destroys the rock and recasts it.

However, the damage the rock caused forced the spell to only work when a wish granting rock allows it to do so.

But they killed the rock so they are FINE.

But the rock is magical... so it comes back to life and eats them o.O

Then it remembers it isn't magical, and spits them out and goes back to being dead.

whale being out they hit the water and live however the up is down spell kills them

The soon discover that since the up is down spell didn't work in the first place, the opposite of killing them happens, and they live.

Then a portal opens a nuke comes out and then the portal closes.

Nobody knew why the nuke didn't explode, but since it was sinking deeper into the sea and fast, everyone decided it wasn't the strangest thing they'd seen all day and continued back to "work".

The nuke then comes out of the water and kill them. (they wake up in davy jone's locker.

Andy wakes up in Davy Jones Locker, Says, "here again? OH GO -throws up-"

Davy Jones was waiting for them. (he has been watching them the whole story)

Andy sees him, but has eternal life and teleports out.

Davy Jones is mad,and plots revenge.

He decides using pencil sharpeners as a medium for his maddened rage.

He tears them to bits.

A random old man comes and starts glueing the crew back together.

In the process he glues his hands together.

He is mad.

The old man smiles and takes his large coat off, revealing a strange glowing assortment of cookies underneath.

The cookies explode.

The tiny cookie pieces then turn into crabs.

They (as in everyone) look behind themselves to see a crazed gnome writing an essay on crabs.

They kill the gnome for fun.

The gnome explodes into a spagetti like mess.

They eat it.

Disturbingly, it tastes pretty good.

They set out for more gnome-ghetti.

A maelstrom appears out of nowhere!

It's made of gnome-ghetti!

Some of the people get swept away by it's tomato sauce mess.

Andy survives and begins eating.

Then he chokes on his Gnome-Ghetti and dies.

But he coughs it back up after being legally dead for 30 seconds.
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He then falls onto a pile of peanut M&M's......

And Ode To Joy plays while he eats.

Andy buries him alive.

He turns un-dead and comes after Andy......

Andy kills the noob with ease.

But he gets back up again, because he is Undead.

So Andy severs his head, buries the body and hangs the head from his ship.

The head gets stinky, and kills Andy the second he smells it.

Then Andy remembers his eternal lie and come back, feeding the head to sharks.

Then Davy Jones appears.

....and begins handing out donuts.

Andy eats some.

Everyone is horrified that Andy would eat those donuts

Every body but one person.

Which is Andy.

No it is some one else.

It ends up being Jolly Roger.

He has been searching for Davy's donuts for years.

The donuts are rumored to be cursed.

They make the user undefeatable (or eater).

The donuts begin to glow......

Making Andy glow since he ate them.

Andy is now a walking glowstick.

He scares evreyone into giving him what he wants.

Andy kills all the spammers.

Some of the Spammers were hiding on Andy's ship.

He finds and kills them.

Then more Spammers show up on a Ship of the Line......

A giant falls on the Ship of the Line and destroys it.

Andy shoots the spammers as they try to swim to his ship.

Then he remembers they attacked him and resumes.

Andy doesn't care, he isn't Dreadme.

Andy, side steps and scolds Dreadme.

Andy trips as he side stepped and falls onto a pile of Snickers.