I ban Jack for explaining the rules for retiring.

I ban JS because you have no saying on things of that nature.

I ban you like a boss.

I ban Davy with the same ban.

I ban Sharktooth for not being as much of a boss as me.

I ban Davy for being a BAWSE
I ban Mcsharky for his crippling lack of originality.

I ban Crestshot for agreeing I am a boss.

Now I shall ban you like a boss.

BANNED.

I ban Davy for acting "like a Boss" too much. Someone likes Andy Samberg...

I ban Sharktooth for banning Davy.

I ban Catherine for that well thought out ban. Excellente.

I ban Catherine for not knowing how to make an original ban...

I ban DF for using one of my trademark ban styles.

I ban TSC for not filing suit against Davy.

I ban Skip because DF its ok in my book.

I ban TSC because she banned Davy for using a ban that she deemed "ok".

I second skip's ban and ban him for having big round glasses on.

I ban Dog for banning me because I'm wearing glasses... really?

I have no problem with glasses... just nerdy round ones BANNED!

I ban stealth for copying my ban but changing the words.

I ban Dog for not referring to him as Stealthy. It sounds better.

I ban SC for correcting JS and then thanking him for it.

I ban TSC for forgetting to point out that it is really StealthY Cannoneer, not Stealth Cannoneer. You should have pointed that out master.

I ban DF because it was not my name being butchered or misspelled.

I ban TSC for not caring about others.

I ban DF because I really don't. I specially don't care about SC's name spelling... Oh! Hey SC!

I ban TSC for slipping up in front of SC. Not that it matters. You could probably ban him to death.

AND I DEMAND ANOTHER PROGRESS REPORT!

I ban DF for demanding things to me... Such a mistake!

I ban TSC because I would like another progress report. That somewhat better?

I ban DF for asking me things... It comes when it comes.

I ban Skirata for bickering with his apprentice.

I ban SC for being wrong most of the time.

I ban Skirata for being right about wrong.

I ban JS for admiring my Greatness!

I ban Skirata, for whatever he says. Unless it involves making him a sandwich, and/or manual labor.

I ban Jack for his foolishness.

I ban JS because a sandwich sounds good for dinner tonight.

I ban TSC for inviting the Earl of Sandwich to dinner.

I ban Crest for the corny joke. Preferably, steamed.

I ban Stealthy for his lack of reason.

I ban MP for becoming the Spoiler of Healthy meals across The World.

I ban MP for not accepting the title.

I ban TSC for giving everybody a title.

I ban stealth for being wrong

I ban Dog for being an SS officer, yet having his avater say he's a vet.

I ban skip for I just got promoted and haven't gotten around to switching the avvie yet.

I ban Dog for not switching his avvie when he switched his user title.

I ban skip for failing to realize I might have had other things to do.

I ban Dog for being just plain lazy.

I ban Skip for... I am a dog it is my right to be lazy

I ban Dog for not fully banning me.

I ban Skip because I did

I ban Muffin for trying to enforce grammar police laws and expecting me to follow him. I'm a pirate and a dog... I'm not dumb.

I ban dog because saying that you are a pirate and a dog somewhat contradict the "I'm not dumb." part.

I ban Davy

I ban Dog for forgetting his punctuation.

I ban DF because ___________________________. I will let you fill in the blank.

I ban TSC for his empty bans. Almost as empty as yer head!

Bwahahahaha.

I ban DF for attacking His Master! Blasphemy!!

I ban TSC for claiming something is Blasphemy! thats hypocrisy!

I ban Dog for meddling like Scooby Doo.

I ban TSC for still not giving me a progress report. I demandeth a progression report from thee!

And gratz on 3000 posts!

I ban TSC for revealing my secret identity! darn it.

I baneth the canine for taking shelter behind a mask.

I ban Davy for speaking in old English

I banneth said canine for having objections to to my tongue. The love I bear for thee can afford no better term. Thou art a villain!

I ban Shakespeare.

I ban Juliet and her Romeo.

I ban Davy for failing to see I was calling him Shakespeare

I ban dog for failing to see my Romeo and Juliet quote.

~ Tybalt, Act III, Scene 1 I believe.

I ban DF for turning into a thespian.

I ban Davy for editing to add a quote that was not there to begin with

I ban Dog a good night. Have nice puppy dreams.

I ban DF for not smacking Dog in the nose with a rolled newspaper.

Looks like I can stay.

I ban TSC because I never do that to my loving Dog. I do that to my Monster.

I ban Davy for tempting the monster by hitting him on the nose

I ban Dog because that "monster" freaked out when he first met me.

I ban TSC because you shocked him, not freaked him out.

That was hilarious though.

I ban TSC for making me laugh you must have been covered in fruit.

I ban Dog for not knowing what happened. I also ban DF because I bet that never happened before or since.

I ban Dog because The Monster tried to get meat out of TSC.

I ban TSC because I don't think that anyone did what you did. I applaud you.

aww poor monster I skip Davy and ban TSC

I ban dog for taking so much joy in banning a ban master.

I ban DF for not smacking Dog in the nose like I suggested.

I ban Davy for you are supposed to take full advantage of any chance to ban a master.

I ban dog for that is true.

*smacks Skirata in the nose*

That was very fun.

I second Davy's ban

/grunt

I'll third it.

I ban Davy for thirding his own ban

I ban dog a good night for real.

I ban Davy a better night for real