I ban Davy because Snow White is not scary, now Sleeping Beauty on the other hand...

I ban Mr. Awesome for the scariest is by far... 101 dalmations.

I ban SC because that one was the 3rd scariest, the 2ed was The Rescuers.

I ban you all for being afraid of children's movies

I ban you all because nothing can beat the nightmare I had of Thomas the Tank Engine when I was two...

I ban Davy for nothing is worse than my horrible nightmares from the old CN show called Courage the cowardly dog

I ban Dog for making me remember of that monstrosity.

I ban dog for making me remember that horrific demon of a dog.

I ban this page for bringing up advertisements on how to potty train your dog... literally.

I ban my computer for being two pages behind on this game.

I ban the haters of Courage the Cowardly Dog.

I ban Sharktooth for liking that thing.

I ban Sharky for enjoying that... thing.

I ban Davy for banning similarly even though we banned at the same time.

I ban all these people on this game.

I ban Skype and Davy because he is epic.... much like me.

I ban Sharktooth for having a low definition of epic.

I ban Davy because saving the day continuously is not a low definition of epic.

I ban Sharky for saving the day against... oh wait nevermind.

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I ban backwards typing.

TSC nab i

( i ban CST )

oh did i backwards type... oops xD

I ban the accidentally on purpose mistake...

I ban swash for failing at the backwards type attempt.

I ban attempted failures....

I ban Jules for coming in out of nowhere.

I ban Sharktooth because I must keep you on your toes. I appear when you least expect it...

And when you do expect it, I appear as well.. Just throw you off again!

I ban Jules for keeping everyone on high alert!

I ban TSC because there is no other way. A new Jules is on the horizon my friends. Be afraid! Be very afraid!

I ban Jules for having clones.

I ban Jules for trying to scare a bunch of pirates! and I ban Davy for also having clones

I ban pirates who let themselves be afraid. Ye musn't have any fear!

I ban Jules because all pirates are afraid of Blackbeard. The movie says so. :P

I ban Jules for never meeting The Monster, and therefore not knowing fear.

I ban The Monster...

I ban Jules because I'm gonna call you Jewels now, it sounds the same.

I ban Sharktooth because I like it. It makes me sound more valuable..

I ban Jules for thinking she is of any value. You're worthless! But that diamond ring you're wearing is worth a pretty penny...

I ban Davy for his sharp tongue...

I ban Jules because it hurts my gums.

I ban sarcastic pirates...

I ban Jules for probably not getting my joke.

I ban Davy for his little faith in me...

I ban Miss Fireheart for thinking such things! I have faith in you! Faith that you will succeed in getting me a bottle of rum. Go! Now!

I ban Davy for being so harsh to Jewels. Not. Nice.

I ban Davy in agreement with Shark. If you think in getting you a bottle of rum you are sadly mistaken..

*picks up a bottle of rum and take a swig*

Shame.. That was the last good bottle ;)

I ban Jules because We're Seven Drunken Pirates, We're The Seven Deadly Sins!!

I ban TSC in agreement.

*drinks Monster Rum*

Ahh, thats good stuff.

I ban Davy... *sigh*

I ban Jules for giving up on trying to respond to my bans.

I ban Davy because I have decided to better utilize the little energy I have left tonight... Tomorrow morning perhaps.

I ban Sleepiana Fireheart for staying here to give weak bans when she can go to sleep and slaughter us with deadly bans in her dreams.

I ban Juiliana because sleep is for the weak! (reference.)

I also ban Davy for mistaking Juiliana for freddy O_o.

I ban Davy for the ideas. Until tomorrow, when I shall ban again! Muahaha.

Lol, always a pleasure Davy. BaNight!

And MA you are banned for beating my mobile ban.. But that is only defeating my phone mind you, not me ;)

I ban Jules for... flattery? Flirtatiousness? Warmness? 'tis a feeling I know not of!

I also ban MA for having his mood as one of my favorite words... VILLANY! Even though it is spelled wrong.

I ban Davy for drinking WAY WAY to many shots.

I ban Davy for giving me a Deja Vu, I remembered you saying that to me yesterday, oh well...

I ban Sharktooth for needing sleep as well so that he

...because it can never happen in reality.

I ban DF because I Start Wearing Purple!

I ban Davy because he is still "Flirting with Lucinda" , I guess she must be ignoring you...

I also ban TSC for pooping out of nowhere /Flee.

I ban MA for ratting out Davy.

I ban TSC because purple is my third favorite color, after red and green. You like purple, so that makes you cool.

I ban MA because Lucinda and I have a very deep relationship.

I ban DF because that is my musical obsession as of late. I can't stop singing Start Wearing Purple!

I ban TSC for listening to colors rather than wearing them. And I thought that you were cool.

I ban Davy because you cant listen to colors, but you can listen to people singing about them.

I ban MA because The Who still trumps The Stones in my book. But right now its the Irish Pirates and the Ukrainian Gypsies that have my attention.

I ban TSC because The Who is like the 3rd best rock band.

I ban MA because they are better than The Beatles.

I ban TSC because... FOR REAL?!?! ARE YOU INSANE?!?!

I ban TSC and MA because nothing tops... Michael Jackson!

POW!

I ban Davy because Camille Saint-Saëns is the best artist of all time.

I ban DF because I must skip him.

I ban MA because The Beatles were the most likable, but bands like The Animals, The Who, and The Stones had the better songs, singers, and musicians.

I ban TSC for not responding to Michael Jackson being awesome.

POW!

I ban him again for not including The All-American Rejects in that. Sure, they're not classics, but they're boss.

I ban Davy because they can't even compare to Camille Saint-Saëns.

Also if you like songs about insanity let me suggest, they are coming to take me away.

I ban DF because MJ is in his own category, and I won't say anything about that band.

I ban MA because Ray Manzarek is at least 10 times better.

I ban MA because I don't know much about these ban(d)s. I think I'll stay out of this session of banning.

I also ban TSC for using initials even for Michael Jackson...

POW!

I second that ban. I'll just watch and listen to this rant fest.

I ban DF because there's only One MJ.

I ban CST for listening to this rant fest, dont you mean you'll read it?

I ban MA because I listen to it too. I make my Mac read then to me.

I ban MA because I will listen to it if I feel like it!

....and I have powers you just don't understand.

I ban TSC in complete agreement about MJ. Anyone who doesn't agree is Bad, and I will throw them Off the Wall, because Michael Jackson is an Invincible Thriller, and it would be Dangerous if someone were to insult him in my presence, for there would be Blood on the Dance Floor.

Did I miss any?

POW!

I bet you didn't see that coming.

I ban DF for failing at italics.

I ban TSC for looking at BB code and not congratulating me for getting all his albums.

I ban TSC for leading me to my new favorite song of all time. (Start Wearing Purple.)

I ban DF because that was the thing that caught my eye.

I ban MA for actually looking for that song and for making it an instant favorite.

I ban TSC for allowing his eye to be captured so easily.

I ban TSC because he will look up this song "Danse Macabre" and make it his instant favorite.

I've decided to make like Jules, and go to sleep so I can ban you all in my dreams, and then destroy you with bans in the morning.

Oh yes, I need to ban you, don't I? I ban the lot of you because I have come up with a new ban game saying.

I ban you all because none of those songs will ever beat my favorite song, it's called Friday.

I had to come back briefly to ban Sharktooth for REALLY needing to go to bed.

I ban Davy... do I need to go to bed or you? Darn, I wish it was Friday.

I ban CST because he ruined my easter weekend by just mentioning that song:sadmh9:.

I ban MA. Then my mission has been fulfilled.

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I ban Swash for the ever boring backwards ban.

I second Skypes ban.

I ban Stealthy for an all too common ban.

I ban Skype for onece again using a common ban.

I ban Stealthy for creating a chain of normality. One which we well never spiral out of unless someone like me is able to activate difference among us.

I ban the chain of normalilty for not being exciting.