I ban skip for he should ignore my horrid spelling

( spell check didn't catch that one )

I ban Geedy for having his subscript keep making up excuses for him.

I ban skip for it just about covers everything.

I ban Iron for needing to make an excuse in the first place.

I ban sharky for coming in late to this conversation

I ban Iron because I came in at the perfect time.

I ban Luckie for not giving the G-Man a better nickname.

I ban Jack because G-Dude sounds cooler.

I ban Skip, for a G-Man is a federal agent, capable of either dealing you death, or letting you escape, for a bribe.

Does that sound like a pirate?

I ban JS because G-Man is also a player/fan of the New York Giants, or He-Man's friend, or the human member of The G-Force.

I ban TSC because he forgot Gill-man.

I ban MR.A

I ban Rich for that terrible ban.

I ban MA for banning his own ban.

I ban Luckie for her nice gift. Now I can smell like a ban!

Ah ha... bad puns..

I ban Davy because that deodorant makes his useless and terrible even worse

I ban rich for calling my bans terrible, therefore making his own indescribable.

I ban Davy for not denying the implication..

I ban Julmaria because its better to turn the ban around than to stop it with a wall.

I ban Davy for building bridges, not barricades.

I ban Luckie because this is the ban game

I ban Luckie! Take that!

I ban Solomon O for stating the obvious. Well done.

I ban Captain Sharktooth because he banned two ppl

I ban Solomon O for not being able to possess the power to do that. Power, which I have.

I ban Sharky for believing he had any power in the first place.

I ban pib for coming out of nowhere.

I ban Sharky for not noticing my ninja skillz early on. It's sort of a hobby I guess.

I ban pib for making that a hobby. Why not something else? Like making origami figures?

I ban Sharky for thinking simple. I like a challenge. And it's fun to scare people out of their pants when you appear behind them and disappear when they look back again.

I ban pib for thinking he scared me.

I ban Sharky for failing. I never specified who I was scaring. By the way, you weren't one of them.

I ban pib for implying it.

I ban Sharky. I implied people. Not Sharkies.

I ban Pibby for adding too much commentary and too little ban. This is not how it is done.

I ban Crest. There needs to be back-story for Sharky's tiny mind to understand.

I ban Pibby for never learning from his mistakes and making something substantial for me.

I ban Crest. You look into stuff too deep. I can't help it.

I ban Crest for joining too. I'll just watch now and see what happens.

I ban McSharky for becoming a bystander when I need someone who can at least half match me.

I ban Crest for never noticing how epic my bans can be at times.

I ban pib for not having the power like me.

I ban Sharky for believing he has said "powers"

I ban Pibby for letting McSharky convince him otherwise with that wise trick of reverse psychology.

I ban Crest because I'm not sure if she was supporting me, or not.

I ban Sharky for being blind to it.

I ban pib for being blind to it.

I ban Sharky for trying to use my own words against me.

I ban pib because it applied to you also.

I ban Sharky for not focusing on the main point of my ban. You. Not me.

I ban pib because I turned your ban on you. Just like you said I did. So, now it's YOU. Not me.

I ban Sharky because I said I turned my bans on you, therefore giving you a reason to ban me back, even though this reason made no sense and was absurd.

I ban Pib for contradicting himself... and then using sleep as an excuse to leave with his mistake.

I ban Captain Sharktooth because I haven't been on the forums for a few months and I decided to ban:D

I ban J for making a quiet comeback. Welcome back mate! Next pint's on me!

I ban TSC for not making a come back

I ban Rich for making a comeback solely complaining about someone else not doing the same instead of banning/greeting an older banner.

I ban Skippy for claiming Rich's return from AFKLand as a comeback.

I ban Crest for completely missing the point, and without it being funny.

I ban Skippy for accusing me of missing his point, which is true. Mine, however, was straight on the mark.

I ban Crest for basing her point on mine, which if not used by me, is completely useless.

I ban Skip for using something useless based on something even more useless than the one before it.

I ban TSC for banning Skip for using something useless on something even less useless. That makes your ban even less than useless.

I ban MA for locking himself within his own contradiction.

I ban Skip because it was a useless ban but somebody had to make it.

I ban MA because that's what your job is.

I ban Skip for bringing back his Pwnage over MA!!

I ban TSC for misspelling pwnage.

EDIT: Nice edit.

I ban MA for not knowing how to read. And for not knowing that Pwnage is a made-up word that is misspelled on purpose.

I ban TSC for not knowing how to write, you spelled it pwange. It's pwnage

I ban MA for I can't feel my arm..

I ban Pirate J for facepalming at MA too much.

I ban Mr. S for I'm bored

I ban Pirate J for being bored by Skiperdoo's bans.

I ban Mr. A because all these Mr.'s confuse me

I ban Pirate J because it is simple, I am awesome, while MR. S is the 2ed lowest thing on the food chain, after plants.

I ban Mr. A for you have now un-confused me

I ban Pirate J because what MA says is all lies.

I ban Skip for confusing Pirate J even further. Also you are a bunny, correct? Therefore you are the 2ed lowest thing on the food chain.

I ban MA because even though I'm a bunny, that doesn't mean I don't have an arsenal of weapons to back me up.

I ban Skip for using weapons even though he has Laser Eyes, must be a pretty useless power for you to completely disregard it.

I ban MA because the laser eyes are actually the glasses.

*Points to avvie* There's one of my weapons, the Photon Dissenter Ray.

I ban Luckie because they were in the oven for at least four seconds too long.

I ban Luckie because I'm still gonna eat them.

I ban Skype for I shall beat you to it.

I ban Stealthy because there's no chance Luckie will give you any.

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I ban Skype for she wont give you any either.

i ban the poster below..

I ban Swash for using the second most original ban.

I ban SC for banning himself by posting below Swash.

I ban MR.A for it was all a trap for you and instead poor Stealth fell for it

I skip Rich to ban MA for being really badly mistaken. I banned him for using his original ban and therefore he banned me in one post. It was a trapped. PWNed.

I ban Stealth for skipping me to use a long ban against MR.A

I ban Rich for not proving himself worthy of such a substantial ban.

I ban Crest for also not proving the worthyness that allows the use of " weak " bans