I ban Pibby for trying to make a fight with his "#winning."
I ban McSharky for proving my point and not being able to ban me before Pibby got in the way with his long ban.

I ban PIB because his flare was put out by the sea water he now has to drink.

I ban the energetic one.

I ban Davy for trying to drown people. Low, very low.

I ban Sharkeh for not being optimistic about it.

I ban McSharky for banning with such smoothness with Mr. Chipper in our presence.
I ban Pibby before he can ask if Mr. Chipper is him.

I ban TSC for leaving, now I'll never know who La Siete are.

I ban McSharky for not using his deductive powers to figure it out all for himself, rather than take the shortcuts.
And with midnight, I ban you all goodnight! Rum Carriage, away!

I ban you all a goodnight! I expect sandwiches in the morning. Or blood will be spilled.

I ban Sharkeh for being unknowing. Don't worry, I don't know either.

I also ban Crest. WHO IS MR. CHIPPER? Does he chip wood?

I ban Pib for being unknowing.

I ban Sharky for proving my bans worthy of another. I already had this conversation with Davy.

I ban All because now Its Time to meet The Seven.

Angel 4Ever

Crestshot

Davy Fireskull

Juliana Maria

Luckie OClover

Sven Osymthe

The Skirata Clan

I ban TSC. So what rank am I? Want a rum cookie? ;)

I ban you guys goodnight. Ban game 4ever!

I ban Pib. I ban you all a goodnight as well. 4ever I shall ban!

I ban you all a good morning.

I ban Stealth for banning us a good morning... thats absurd!

I ban Doggy for berating Stealthy for stealing what he would have used.

I see no sandwiches.

I ban Crestshot for not taking pity on the dog and stealing what Stealthy had to give it to dog so I can steal it again and say, "Good morning banners!"

I ban Davy for making one of the most confusing bans I've recently seen.

Where's my rum? :psmiley22:

I ban Davy because the last part of that ban ruined my morning woth such incomprehensible wording.

Good morning!

I ban MA for the irony of that sentence.

I ban TSC for not realizing I did that on pupose!

I ban MA for attempting to cover his mistake with excuses.

I ban TSC for not realizing the deeper meaning of that ban.

I ban MA for still trying to cover up his ban.

I ban Sharky.

Where IS my rum?:psmiley22:

I ban Sharky.

Where IS my rum? :psmiley22:

I ban Hammy for double posting, fail.

I also ban Hammy for expecting any rum. No sir, you get US the rum, since you are a little noobanner.

I ban Sharktooth for bossing the Noobanners around! That's my job!

And its your's now. Have fun with your new job. And I want 40% of the rum.

I ban Davy for not taking 100% of the rum.

I ban SEAKING because I can't drink too much after drinking up Skiperdoo's Rum Park. Even I have a maximum capacity, high as it may be.

I ban Davy for having a maximum capacity! My liver fell out 13 years ago and I still drink barrels a day!

I ban MA for only being able to drink barrels a day. I said I have a maximum capacity, but I never said how high it is.

I ban Davy because I drink at least several barrels a day, not even I know how much I can handle, no matter how much I drink I have never hit my maximum capacity, and since I tend to drink enough to kill an elephant, rhinoceros and hippopotamus combined, I am forced to conclude I don't have a maximum capacity.

I ban Mr. Awesome for drinking so much rum and not dieing.

I ban SEAKING for having enough rum to misspell the word "dying."

I skip Seaking because who knows... I might be undead o_O.

I ban MA for working for Jolly....

I ban Seaking for thinking a have loyalty to anybody! I'm a pirate!

Also being dead has its benefits, care to try it out?

I ban MA for being like Jolly Roger... Corrupt and twisted and all.

I ban Hammy for not being like jolly roger

I ban rich for implying that being like Jolly Roger is good. Oh yes! It is wonderful to have a hoof for a foot, no skin, no organs, and a horrible stench!

I ban Davy because that's what will happen to you because of what I put in the last rum you drank.

I ban Sharktooth for thinking something can do that to me when I drink Monster Rum.

I ban Davy because you have an antidote for Monster Rum. Not for the thing you just drank.

i ban Sharky for using an antidote rather then building up a tolerance

I ban Countainer for having some sort of alien makeup that makes him able to become tolerant to such things.

I ban Crestshot because few are naturally tolerant to these deadly poisons... but there are some that are born a bit different.

I ban Davy for not being quite as epic as the Dread Pirate Roberts in Princess Bride.

I ban Crestshot, because you killed my father. Prepare to die.

I ban Davy for asking me questions on how to refer to the quote of Inigo Montoya to the six fingered man.

I ban Crestshot because actions speak louder than words, and therefore the quote is of little importance to the action of Mr. Montoya actually killing the six fingered man with a dagger stuck through his belly.

I ban Davy for trying to challenge my knowledge of Princess Bride by naming a dagger as the weapon that killed the six fingered man. It was a sword that was made by his father.

I ban Crestshot because I was referring to the dagger stuck in Mr. Montoya. I am well aware that six fingered man was killed with a sword.

i ban crestshot for not determining which dread pirate roberts there are 5 (6 if you count the Spaniard)

I ban Countainer for revealing the mystery of Dread Pirate Roberts.

i ban creast for not realising people can become imune to posins (like the 5th dread pirate roberts)

I ban Countainer because Crestshot said nothing about poisons, therefore that ban was completely irrelevant.

Banning skills are almost as rusty as Davy Jones's cutlass.

i ban davy for saying my post is false though it is not as demonstrated by the quote

I ban Countainer because you and Crestshot entered a new "ban-off", and that ban was a whole other ban-off, and shouldn't be brought back into this one.

i ban davy for puting rules into this thing also what day is it

I ban Davy and 7b for making me lurk for a while.

i ban sharky for lurking unnecessarily

I ban 7b for wanting me to have a reason for lurking. I lurk for the heck of it.

I ban Shark because this is the ban game.

i ban solomon for not having a good reason for banning

I ban Countainer for being gone so long ( WHACK )!

i ban kat because i was asleep

I ban Countainer for sleeping on the job.

I ban Kat for not sleeping on the job... you must get sleep my friend. - WHACK - nighty night.

i ban rich for latching onto my ban

I ban countainer for not sharing with Rich.

I skip to ban Count 7b for mysteriously disappearing and reappearing from the shadows

I ban the guest who is watching this game right now.

I ban Hammy the Squirel because

1. Banning an inocent guest.

2. The Magic Leprachaun told me to:monkeydance3:

I ban Andy because the aliens told me to:mini014:

It's ok, they are quite friendly:AlienDance:

I ban MA because Magic Leprachaun eats aliens.:skull:

I ban Andy because the world is ending on May 21st, so the aliens get the last laugh!

I ban MA because the Magic Leprachaun is an alien too (a canible), and if aliens are friendly they wouldn't be laughing when the world ends.

I welcome ban Andy for being a newbie in my eyes. Why have you not appeared before me earlier, sir?

I ban Crest.

I ban McSharky for completely failing at an opportunity to be very original and berate me for not paying attention.

I ban crest because I just found the thread.

I ban Andy for being goofy, be corrupt and twisted like me!

I ban Crest because I haven't seen him either, so that means I haven't been paying attention either. So by banning you, I'd have been banning myself.

I ban CST because in the one original ban he made this week, he pwned himself.

I sincerely welcome ban andyspins to the Ban Game! Beware of those who will want to make you a minion.

I ban McSharky for taking the opportunity to berate me THAT time, yet being late on the uptake, so the power was gone.

I ban Awesome for sticking around here enough to observe these things for me. Good job!

I Skip ban MA because being goofy is less dark and depressing, and I ban Sharky because your not supossed to ban yourself.
EDIT: I also ban crest for welcome banning me twice.

I welcome ban Andy! Here is to hoping you turn to the dark side soon!:buds:

And I ban Crest, you're welcome.

I ban MA for:

1. I have already been welcomed
2. Thnx for the welcome.
3. I always be goofy!
4. Magic leprauchaun rules!

I ban Awesome for trying to lure the newbie to this supposed "Dark Side." Please, ignore his rantings, sir.
I ban Andy for already pulling a multiple ban. *grabs popcorn* this should be interesting.

I ban andy because I didn't ban myself, I said if I made the ban Crest wanted me to make, then I'd be banning myself.

I also ban andy for having bad grammar. If only the GP were still around....

I ban CST because I think the mods will come after you for even mentioning that thread!

I ban McSharky for bringing up the GP when it's supposed to be dead, buried, and with a curse on it so Jolly Roger won't be able to revive it.
I ban Awesome for trying to bring about mod threats. *ahem*

I ban Shark for acting like he hasn't ever had a typo.

i banz andy cuz U has 2 has perfct grammar in this thread!

I ban MA because I can't tell what he is typing.

! b@n @ndy f0r n0t b3!ng @bl3 t0 r3@d g00d Gr@mm@r.

I ban MA because I can read it, it's just atrocious.

EDIT: Woo, 500th post on this thread!