I ban Kyle because a face has no feelings, therefore it cannot "cut in whenever it pleases."
I ban Davy because I knew you wanted to watch, so I didn't allow you to.

I ban Savory because I know all... I see all... hey look, I see rum!

I ban Davy because you see all... including those things which do not exist, or in this case, are not present.

I ban Savvy because I have a present for you...

*hands Savvy a box*

I ban Davy for exchanging potentially dangerous materials in my presence. If you're going to do it, be on a boat near Singapore!

I ban Crestshot for being afraid of my objects. Mind holding this greenish colored meat while I pack these toxic fluids?

I ban Davy for being a danger to himself and those around him, I thought that was my job!

This town ain't big enough for the both of us! @_@

I Ban Mr. Awesome for creating a ban town of 1 in his mind.

I ban Crestshot because I thought we already had one!

*This county ain't big enough for the two of us..."

I ban Davy because there is no such thing as a ban town... sounds like an old Western movie.

I ban DP for denying the existence of the ban town! It's like saying that WWII never happened! Oh, how unattentive banners are these days! :p

I ban Hammy, because you all brand everything as 'Ban' something. Ban Soup, Ban Socks, Ban Dishwasher...

I ban Dark because I branded it as imaginary, remember.

I ban Crest because one ban master said there is a ban town and another deny's it's existence, I think my head is going to implode >o<

I ban MA until I know when you become classed as a Ban Master...

I ban DP because her ban has incomprehensible wording.

And I meant Davy was the ban master who said we have a ban town.

I ban MA. You still haven't answered my question (and I never referred to myself as a ban master).

I ban DP for expecting an answer from MA.

I ban Mr. Ironcastle because she'll get an answer for sure. Whether or not it is understandable is up for question.

I ban All of you for not finishing this game already!

I also ban You lot for making me come here and save this game! 2 Days without bans? That is a first!

I ban TSC for his impatience... I believe that patience should be something a Star Wars Fan such as yourself would always have...

I ban DF because I am not a Jedi fan.

I ban TSC for siding with those that got pwned.

I ban DF for bringing up Order 66.

I skip ban Davy because the Jedi got pwned in ROTS, in fact almost all the Sith that have been killed by Jedi have been killed because at the end of the fight they get to confident (arrogant)

Greetings from Star Tours 2!

I ban MA because Star Tours isn't as good as Space Mountain.

I ban DF because I need test that hypothesis.

I ban the LAZY! WANNA-BEE ban master for being a sorry excuse of a ban master. If you want to see a real ban master.... well then look at me! Skirata YOU are BANNED indefinitely as well as being PWNED!!!

I ban Rich for exploding, declaring himself a ban master, and making an attempt to pwn TSC. That is just... sad.

I ban DP for not agreeing with Rich. It IS true.

I ban TSC for not banning for a long time, then coming back with illegitimate reasons for banning.

Whats truly sad is the fact that you lie to yourself about me being a ban master... Skirata is not worthy to be a ban master, that poor noobanner was greatly confused a few years ago. Any who I ban you ALL for not agreeing with me that I am the only REAL BAN MASTER and everyone else who thinks they are a ban master was a failed experiment trying to make a ban master, it is just not possible. PWNED! BWA HA HA HA HA HA

I ban MA for mentioning that flipping cat again...

I ban MA because I agreed with Rich,... minus the him being a master part.

I ban rich for questioning his authority. That'll get you to lose a limb or two...

And I ban all the self proclaimed ban masters out there. Okay fine, I suppose I can give you all demotions... RICH, you are now a Poopbanner. Its below Noobanner.

I ban Davy for bringing me back in here. And since it must be acknowledged...

I ban Poopbanner for playing with fire near a ship's gunpowder store... the gunpowder being TSC. I sense an explosion. And explosions usually kill nearby people!

*runs for cover*

I ban TSC for bringing age into the argument.

I ban Crest for not putting another bottle.

I ban TSC because I'm not sure empty bottles count.

I ban Davy with my new pink/purple scrolling name powerz!

I ban Sharktooth because I did the exact same thing when I got mine. But I am afraid that my Solid Green Tag beats up your Arcade Scroller...

grumble grumble stealing my ArcadeWinner tag grumble grumble

I ban Davy for attempting to hide his bitter jealousy.

I ban Crestshot for thinking I'm attempting to hide it.

I ban Davy for using spoiler tags as an attempted hide, and then denying the fact.

I ban Crestshot because anyone can see through spoiler tags, and I'm not stupid enough to put things I want concealed in such easily penetrated hideaways.

I ban DF because things are weird around here. Did I got mod'ed?

I ban TSC because the ban game is sailing On Stranger Tides!

I ban MA because it seems like it. Hope we don't lose another game.

I ban TSC for being afraid to lose a game. I lost

I ban MA for forgetting about The Game... I was the most recent poster (back in mid-May).

I ban Hammy for trying to encourage that shameful thread.

I ban Crest for being mad because she lost the game.

I ban MA because The Game loses me.

I Ban Davy for trying to make himself sound like Soviet Russia.

I ban Crestshot because I am too boss to lose The-

Oh dang...

I ban Davy for being about as hard a boss as Claude D'Arcis.

I ban MA because at least I'm not this guy...

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I also ban the beautiful sight I see in the Arcade.

I ban Davy because you might as well be that guy...

I ban MA because I am not that guy. Evan the Digger was my servant many years ago... he disobeyed me, so I fed him to The Monster.

I ban Davy for trying to choke the monster! You are not supposed to feed you're pet bones, let alone feeding it a skeleton with no meat on it.

I ban Rich. You're still not a ban master...

I ban MA for not realizing that after someone is eaten, they are just a pile of bones... he WAS alive.

I ban MA again because the Monster cannot choke, especially when there's meat involved. (or is that Billy?) ;)

I ban DP...

I ban Davy for being half a second later than me.

I ban Hammy for attempting to live off the glory of a another ban.

I also ban my computer's now messed up keyboard for keeping me from banning as much as I would like to.

I ban Jack for not joining us more often....

Fix your keyboard!

I ban CST because my bans keep disappearing.

MR. SHIPSTEEL! Glad to see that you've returned. Hugs and kisses Bans and stabbings await you if you come back for good!

I ban CST in complete agreement.

I ban TSC because the activity threads are being moderated more than usual now.

I ban DF for all that.

I ban TSC and all that junk...

I ban Davy for making a junk ban

I ban MA because junk can be made into something useful... like I can use that broken mirror as a blade...

I ban Davy for um...yeah...

I ban Stealthy for I miss the rum game.

Worse rum drought in years..

I ban Jack because the worst rum drought of all time happened only last year! Remember Jolly Roger's blockade?

I had to go to the most horrifying place on earth, and steal what he was looking for myself!

I ban Mr. Shipsteel because I can donate my rum so the drought can end!

I ban Davy for sacrificing rum to help others.. what kind of pirate are you!?!

I ban Dog because he is not wasting that much since his rum can kill a Rhinoceros in one sip...

I skip Awesome to ban dog because its more like sacrificing people to help rum...

I ban Davy Fireskull.

I ban The Clan of the Skirata variety.

I ban the Davy who has his skull on fire... No the other one...

I ban Mr. Red Beard.

I ban Mr. Clan for all these simple bans... too much rum muffling your banning skills?

I ban Davy for thinking rum is the reason.... I make the best bans when i'm drunk!

I ban The because they still aren't much better when you're sober.

I ban Davy Fireskull because Bans and Rum might have something in common.

I ban TSC.

Both slowly drive you inSANE and kill you over time?

I ban MA for not wishing me happy birthday.

OHAI Skip, happy birthday! :happybday::schrift022:

Now as a present I give you a ban!

I ban you.

I ban MA's Red Beard.

I ban TSC for resorting to these bans due to the lack of other good bans.

I ban Davy Fireskull because maybe these bans won't run for the hills.

I ban TSC because considering your recent record, that's very unlikely.

I ban Skip to celebrate my return from my banning break.

I ban DP because I didn't even know you were gone O_O lol

I ban Rich. When I'm online I usually ban someone...

I ban Pixie for seeming to be addicted to the ban game...

I ban DF for having some retrain and control of his banning urges.

[sarcasm]I skip ban Davy for not being addicted to the ban game.[/sarcasm]