I ban Hammy.... Happy Thursday

I ban all these noobanners who ban other solely based on their usernames, awards, and other aspects of their account and profile instead of getting creative.

I ban Hammy... you think you can create a simple ban? And live!?!?!!!

I ban Skiperdoo because we need to hire another curse while this one recovers from overworking.

I ban Tiberius because I forgot my password to the site where I find all my curses.

I ban Hector because I can still just hack into their servers just like last time.

I ban Skipeedee for not just paying them a friendly, piratey visit instead of resorting to such measures.

I ban Tiberius for assuming my reason for such measures.

I simply need the practice, that is all.

I ban Skipeedee because I do not trust what you say.

I ban tibs for making conversations in his in ban game posts

I Ban Cannonfury for it's Friday. TGIF Ban!

I ban akamystic for using the arbitrary day of the week ban.

I ban Mr. skip for not realizing today is a goddesses birthday(Britney Spears)

I ban hammy for having more awards then me!

I ban Hector for giving two bans that don't add up to a single strong one.

I ban Andy for saying that Tibby was right about something

I ban rich for banning Andy who wrote in orange! >i like orange<

I ban Hammy for not correcting people in the ban game -.^

I ban rich for needing correction in the ban game.

I ban Tiberius because I missed Roger's promotion... :'(

I ban Hammy because being wrong can be right, come to the Dark Side and see for yerself...

I ban Hammy because Spam is bad for ye physically, the Dark Side is good for ye mentally. :)

I ban Hammy because that is just plain bad for ye mentally, and most probably physically.

I ban MA for returning, and I'll ban him again if he leaves!

I ban Tib for not banning Hammy the Spammy.

I ban Jack because he probably thought that Ban *was* spam.

I ban Mr. Awesome for assuming. Happy Monday.

I once again ban the Noobanners for the same reasons I have banned them for before...

I ban Hammy..... For it's Tuesday. I'm not sure what the correlation is. Lol

I ban Andy as tomorrow is Friday.... Woo Hoo!

I ban all of you for your lame banning. The Ban Game was far better previously! Ugh.

I ban Dark Pixie for complaining.

I ban Aka... Good morning mate!

I ban TSC.... good afternoon sir...

I ban Hammy for pointing that out.

I ban Aka because I will return to regular banning schedule soon.

I ban TSC for somehow banning even less than me lately.

I ban Andy because a wise man once said,

"A wise man bans because he sees something worth banning; a fool bans because he has to ban something."

I ban awesome for banning b4 me in a dull color!

I ban Static for banning for the sake of banning.

I ban MA because your bans are giving me hope for this game.

I ban Tiberius for dragging me back into these darkened depths with tales of hope.

I ban Crestshot because I think that The Banner of The Prophecy has risen.

I ban Tiberius for calling Crest a prophecy. Pfft.

I ban Hammy.... TGIF BAN.... Woooo!

I ban Chuck Norris for sponsoring WoW...

I ban Hammy because Chuck Norris should be sponsoring US...

I ban all of the above because im the only one who deserves a sponser!

I ban Hector for only having 2 awards. /sigh

I ban Nate for only having 17. :p

RAWR.

I ban Sharktooth for not being above the silly Noobanners' games.

I ban Tib for not being part of the system. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.

I ban Dead for having a long, drawn out, excessive, run-on, overly boring, teacher like ban.

And I ban Tib because I am not a Noobanner. I am a returning banner.

I ban Nate for DARE talking to a Ban Master like that.

I have nothing else to add.

I ban Awesome for using the wrong tense of "dare".

I bank Andy..... Happy Tuesday

I ban Aka because that is the most complicated ban I have ever seen.

I ban Andy because I only need four letters to describe your Ban.

I ban MA for critiquing well.

I ban static because I am resisting the urge to critique his own ban.