I would give a salute and drown.

WWYDI you could do viper's nest with cutlasses?

Well I would not be attending the enemies funeral if thats what your thinking.

WWYDI if some noobs were givin this skill and allowed to attack you.....but you couldn't fight back?

i would become a noob and attack them.


WWYDI you could buy skill points.

I would be unbeatable! lol

WWYDI you had to pvp someone who bought as many skill points as possible?

Break out the Voodoo doll and tonics!

WWYDI there was a pie eating contest in POTCO?

perhaps compete.


WWYDI you had to defeat master pirates to gain rep/skill points?

It would prove difficult since so many of me friends are now Masters...but I am a pirate, afterall so I guess it would be dead or make dead(wink)

WWYDI you could use insect repellant to kill Dire and Terror Wasps?

i would get some.


WWYDI you could get pets in POTCO?

I'd get me a pair of Meercats....they are said to protect peeps from evil things

WWUDI a gaggle of sloops surrounded your ship?

gaggle... my favorite new word, i looked it up on the dictionary.

anyways... i would sink them all down.


WWYDI you could play as a Navy or an EITC?

I would play as the Navy NPC.

WWYDI you sailed to World's End and over the side?

I would say a very naughty word as I went over the edge.

WWYDI you sailed to World's End and there was Mickey Mouse with his hands on his hips?

I'd offer Mickey sum cheese and ask him what did ya do with Minnie??

WWYDI Disney world was real life and vice versa?

Then work would be more enjoyable.....I think.

WWYDI Stuey from family guy was a pirate in POTCO?

Hand him over to the skellys so that could make Stuey stew

WWYDI mermaids existed in POTCO?

I'd be thrilled and ask if I could become one of them.

WWYDI, without warning from big D that it was coming, the Kraken surfaced and grabbed your ship?

Drop him off at the end of the World!!

WWYDI Bronze John suddenly turned plaid?

ROTFLMBO!

I'd...I'd...I'd enroll him in an Ivy League college.

WWYDI the shipwrights all disappeared?

i would fix my own ships.


WWYDI you were allowed to collect bounties on other fellow pirates?

Kick their booties...hehehe

WWYDI Duchamps proposed to you or your sister?

i would kick him for I am a guy with no sisters.


WWYDI you could fight other games?

I would stay far away from Toontown...

WWYDI socks and peanut butter were weapons?

i would be sticky.


WWYDI the only way to kill thy enemies was to yell at them?

Never use mouthwash!!!

WWYDI it snowed in the Carribean?

i would ski down padres, and snow ball fights.


WWYDI if there were guild-based activities in POTCO?

IDK, maybe a guild fight or so would be fun if we fought a guild of noobs...



( this one is for U racket ;) ) WWYDI I accused Racket of watching too much ' Back To The Future' ?

I would say "Great Scott!" lol

WWYDI everytime you logged in, the BB cut scene came up and you couldn't hit escape to get passed it?

Go AFK like I do at every BB...there is always sumeone who doesn't hit esc

WWYDI they added the Kraken to the BB after you defeated the Goliath?

that would make it...... interesting. you'd regret you retrained and put ZERO points into grape shot:D....... check it's description, tell me when ye see where it says ' good for fighting sea monsters.


WWYDI I brought The Ban Game into this?

Don't no...never played it! Been banned on my own accord...EGADS!

WWYDI there were restaurants or grill houses on POTCO?

I'd have a HIGH 1800 style credit card bill......


WWYDI a new weapon was ' The Boot '? leather, Iron toed, and steel toed!

( I would give a ceartin navy cadet a well desearved Kick in the can! )

Kick the enemy where the sun doesn't shine

WWYDI Beckett got demoted to a regular navy cadet?

I would track him down and give him a headbutt then laugh.

WWYDI your mind exploded?

Too late...been there done that...oops!

WWYDI we could hire live bands for partees on POTCO

I would hire one, then fire them, then hire them again, then fire them again, then plant some grass, put them on it, and tell them to get off my lawn!

WWYDI I melted all your gold? (hahaha, now even I have more gold than you)

again..... my bill would be waaaaaay up there.



WWYDI the post above me was already asked?

I would sit down, drink some rum, throw the empty bottle at the first noob I saw, laugh, and then track down the person who posted the same question, hand them the K.O.ed noob, and say "Merry Christmas!"

WWYDI I parked my ship on top of yours?

I'm plunder your ship and let you have the remains of mine. :pirate6:

WWYDI I took all of your rum?

Charge you a fee for the parkin space

WWYDI your ship got moored on the rocks with no chance of escape?

Oops.. a little lag with me answer..gotta be quick around here

I would take a bunch of sea turtles, bind them together with rope, put a couple of bottles on them, send them out to sea, and keep myself entertained by shooting at the bottles.

WWYDI I forgot your birthday?

I would throw me empty um bottle at a noob, then throw the noob at YOU!


WWYDI

Jack went AFK methinks....

I'll wake 'em up. Lizzy, pass me that grenade.

While i try to wake up Jack....

WWYDI All the mods on POF became members and the members became mods?

Prolly disconnect my keyboard...lol

WWYDI u could quit your real job and become a professional pirate?

My parents would say, ' what has he done with his life? '

and BTW I had to go in the middle of posting!

so, WWYDI I ' woke you up ' with the method Del used?

Prolly fall to pieces

WWYDI the shipwright refused to repair yr ship?

I would have to make sure I had enough siege charge before my next visit....

WWYDI your pirate was reset to lvl 1?

Throw a temper tantrum then find the individual that pressed the reset button and he be in trooble!

WWYDI Pirates had to use oars like the Romans instead of hailing sails?

I would set my ship to public, gather a crew of noobs, then make them do all the work.

WWYDI that crew of noobs decided to turn on you and leave you stranded on Tormenta?

Ask Jack Sparrow for advice about sea turtles

WWYDI if Tia's pet gator suddenly turned onya?

I would have a new found fear of gators.

WWYDI Jack the monkey turned on you?

Instruct Barbosa to learn to keep his pet in line then put a leash on Jack

WWYDI if your gold shiny was cursed by a gypsy and immediately turned to lead?

i would steal the gold or other.


WWYDI instead of raising the notoriety and skills cap they lowered them but, they added a new story quest?

From litening to many who appeared bored, I think an added story quest would breathe more life into the game for them

WWYDI attacked by a gypsy, a raider, and a grenadier...which would u try to make dead first?

Raider would go first...I just hate their poison daggers...followed by the gypsy cause I really hate the gnats buzzin round me head...grenadiers are the easiest of the lot...


WWYDI you were trying to escape Jolly Roger's minions who happen to be wearing rollerskates while you have a ball & chain strapped to your ankle?

I'd be hopin my healer had a saw and a banana peel or 2!

WWYDI the Catacoombs turned in to the KIittycoombs?

i would kill kitties?

WWYDI you had to quit POTCO and could never return so the devs could add more of everything in the game?

I would sign up a new account.

WWYDI Jack Sparrow became Jane Sparrow?

I'd be happy because Pirate wenches are cool...but first I'd make her shave her beard...

WWYDI you were throwing a guild parteee for your mates and the only entertainment you could find was Lord Beckett who only knows how to play the accordion?

i would have a polka dance off.



WWYDI all your pirate could do was play the accordion or the kazoo?

I'd have sore ears.

WWYDI you had a hosre in POTCO

Get bucked off a lot.

WWYDI you had a sea horse in POTCO?

I'd get on my sea horse and ride off to lasso up my sea monkeys...


WWYDI POTCO introduced cannibals as a new enemy?

I'd start hiding firewood.

WWYDI POTCO introduced giant waves that could capsize your ship?

i would get wet.


WWYDI maelstroms were introduced when you battled a high level ship?

I'd stay off the ship's rigging.

WWYDI the Gypsy healers slapped you whenever you tried to buy tonics?

i would try not to buy tonics... as often.


WWYDI your pirate turned into Jack Sparrow?

Send a crew of pirates out to do my dirty work of retaking The Pearl. Savvy?

WWYDI gravediggers could fight back? (in my case they can lol)

finish them!!


WWYDI you were afraid of sailing?

Stay on land give up my pirate life and become a blacksmith.

WWYDI you were afraid of daggers?

Stay away from peeps that shoot daggers at you with their eyes! (wink)

WWYDI You could construct your pirate character to look like anyone in the world?

I would make mines look like Jackie Chan.

WWYDI pirates did piratey kung fu?

Find out how to place the skill points on the different moves

WWYDI you had to pick a mascot for your ships?

I'd make mine andrew bowdash..... ( come on it's not that mean, and c'mon, how can you NOT agree? )


WWYDI you could go into battle with the dealers?

there wouldn't be any dealers left.


WWYDI there was a casino in POTCO?

I'd have one happy time playin' around in 'em......


WWYDI I killed your best friend..... just to see you cry? :D

by stealing all of your precious rum!

Why would u eat a taco on tuesday?

what? that makes no sense. im going to ignore that Davil. the game is What Would You Do If?



i wouldn't cry i would just wait until he got out of jail.


WWYDI every time you died you could not play in a week?

than U would not be playing for a while...... :D :D :D

MUHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

WWYDI ^ it was a LAW to learn how to do an evil laugh?

then i guess you didn't learn it right.


WWYDI you were not allowed to play anymore?

I would cry constantly

WWYDI the eruptions on Padres del Fuegos roasted all of your ships?

I'd have no ships. At least until i made enough gold to replace them. Then i would TP to PDF every time instead of porting there.

WWYDI you found a pot of gold in a dig spot in the Catacombs?

Look around for the rainbow that leads you there (and the Leprechaun)

WWYDI Greer actually got released from the stocks in Port Royal?

I would have him meet gunner and see what happens.

WWYDI Gunner had the rum but still wanted you to work for him?

ah, I've been waiting for that question. I can see the headlines now, ' PDF local murdered by pirate; hit by explosive viper nests ;).





WWYDI you could fight NPCs like joshmee gibbs, and all that?

I would have to go after Gunner.

WWYDI we talked about Gunner too much?

then I'd say, '' Gee, I WONDER why????? ''




WWYDI machine guns where a free weapon, and could be mastered by basic members?


( gotta answer my own question...... ' I'd have a LOT of fun with noobs :D!! )

then the basics might complain less.


WWYDI after you became unlimited for a year, unlimited became free for all?

I would uninstall the game, write a very strongly worded letter to big D, and NEVER pay to play one of their games again.

WWYDI you were a developer? Add a story quest chapter, or more islands to explore?

I'd delete pirates that i feel..... strongly about.




WWYDI I sunk your ship, while bragging about how good I make chicken pot pie?

I'd challenge you to a Pie Cooking Contest

WWYDI I stole your Cheese Cake

I would ask you to cut it up and share it with everyone

WWYDI I stole all lof yer rum?

Hunt ye down like a scurvey dog and drown ye like the bilge rat ye be!

WWYDI you could choose to have one or the other: Add a new chapter, or add new islands to explore?

new chapter...hands down.


WWYDI you had to choose chapter or higher caps in everything?

Chapter. Straight up.

WWYDI you had a pink elephant on your ship?

I would slow down on the rum a bit.

WWYDI you had to either give up your doll or your staff?

i would give the doll.


WWYDI you could only pick one weapon?

I would pick my staff. I can't give up my beloved staff Kenny!!!

WWYDI you could name weapons?

I'd name my grenande molly, my cuttlass chico, my doll pat, my pistol jenny, my dagger bob, and my staff Chuck Norris


WWYDI I accepeted swash's pie challenge?

I would be the judge.

WWYDI I secretly filled your pies with hotsause and lemon jucie?