Not wanting sweets in your life beats that. Now go eat a zucchini or something.

Knowing Dark Chocolate is even better for your health (Though still not entirely healthy) beats that

Same posts twice beats that.

My computer and internet being stupid and posting twice because the router had to be rebooted beats that

Lucky chances beats that.

Lucky items beats that

Lucky Charms beat those.

Leprechaun running for his life beats those

A hungry rabbit that is constantly being called silly just for being hungry beats that.

Hungry hungry hippos beats that

hungry gators beat that

Angry Gators beats that.

a huge angru gator beats that

A hug from Andrew Gator beats that.

The lost sword beats that.