isnt the last olympian out? well anyway, no that Joe has time traveled into the 19somethings because of Einstein, decides to get become a us citizen, soon after he is drafted to fight in WW2

Last Olympian is out.... The Lost Hero comes out October 12th I believe.

He is a fighter pilot, and as he is flying into battle, he gets knocked down and lands in the middle of France, where he is drafted to become a privateer in the Caribbean for France.

He decides to turn on the French and flies to Spain where he only crashes into their soccer stadium.

The Spanish soccer players start yelling at him in Spanish, and then kick a soccer ball into his face.

he gets bored and teleports to the time of jack sparrow

Jack Sparrow throws a bottle of rum at him and goes back to his house in a major hangover state.

He drinks more rum and then goes unconscious.

He wakes up stranded on a strange island then finds a rotten peanut.

He says: My peanut!

The peanut grew legs and ran away

Jack sees the peanut run away from him, so he takes his gun out from the holder.

He shoots the peanut in the left leg and runs and breaks it open and eats its insides.

The peanuts insides grow inside his stomach and become 1000 more peanuts. :)

Joe then vomits up all the peanuts, and then they attack him

And of course, Joe can only run screaming... finding himself in the Middle East... Where they all randomly turn into... grilled cheese sandwiches?