I ban Jack for failing to realize what a lazy pirate I am!

I ban Davy for reminding me! Thank ye!

I ban Jack. Your not welcome..... :P

I ban Davy for not being thankful for my thanks.

I ban Jack for expecting me to be thankful of his thanks, which I am actually thankful for, even though I pretended not to thank him. Thank you.

I ban Davy for having the record for using the word Thank/Thanks/Thankful the most times in a ban.

I ban Jack. For THAT, I will thank you. Now give me a round of applause!

I ban Davy for requesting applause and rum. One or the other!

I ban Jack. I'll take the rum

I ban Davy for not paying me my daily rum tax yet. *holds out hand*

I ban Crest. Here ya go *Rolls a barrel of rum to Crest* Have fun... I think the monster was bathing in it...

I ban Davy for giving me rum to lead the scurvy dogs away from me true rum stores.

I ban Crest... your welcome? Have fun with the barrel....

I ban Davest and Cresvy for reuniting!

I ban TSC... I just gave her a barrel of rum that The Monster has bathed in!!! Read mate! Read! If that is a real gift in your eyes, then your logic escapes me...