I tie you and put you in the box and ship you to Padres!
Im the Captian of the ship!

I borrow the Black Pearl and steal The Cursed Aztec gold, I am now immortal, I sink all of your ships and endlessly defeat you all in duels. I am now Captain of the Ship! More importantly, Captain of the Black Pearl!

Jack Sparrow desnt like this. He hires jolly roger and davy jones and you get pwned becuase jack the monkey was there and he took your coin.

ICOTS

Your ship sinks in a hurricane. I buy a light sloop

ICOTS... ICOTLS! (Light sloop)

I shock you with lighting from my sword and burn you.
Im the Captian of the ship!

I would still be immortal because the dept has not been repaid.
I am still Captain of the Ship!

I hire an assasin who fails at his job. You are to nervous another one will try and kill you so you jump over board.

ICOTS

I summon Calipso who destroys you and makes me Capt. ICOTS

Calipso falls in love with me and turns her wrath upon you.

ICOTS

I get my blunderbuss and stun you!
Im the captian of the ship!

I had a weapon with stun immunity.

ICOTS

I tie you to the mast of the ship.
ICOTS

I get a cannon and blast you with fury!

ICOTS

i block ur cannon with a plunger ICOTS