Good idea: Being pirates

Bad idea: Fighting pirates

GI: Be WEIRD
BI:be normal

GI: Smuggling in fresh goods for profit!
BI: Having those goods be highly flammable Dynamite sticks.

"Chris, don't light that mat-"

BOOM!

Good idea: Getting famed weapons

Bad idea: Getting crude weapons

Good idea: Throwing nades at Tormenta baddies
Bad idea: Throwing nades at your computer...

GI: Trying to solo boss-battle

BI: Trying to solo a double fleet

GI: Throwing 'Nades Pretending They're Pokeballs
BI: Throwing You Computer Pretending It's A Pokeball

Eating a Hamburger
Eating your computer

GI: Fight Darkhart at lvl 50
BI: Fighting Darkhart at lvl 1

GI: Speaking proficient English
BI: No sabiendo hablar español en situaciones importantes.

GI: speaking english
bi:
δεν είναι σε θέση να διαβάσει ελληνικά

(yes i tranlated)

GI: Typing English on the forums
BI: Not typing English on the forums, and risking a ban. :)

gi: killing the kraken
bi:being killed as the kraken

GI: Eating calamari.
BI: The calamari is the Kraken.

GI inventing fisson energy if you have no idea what i'm talking about follow this link [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fission"])

BI destroying the blueprints and all other documentation of said invention