NUN4U!

I wish for Ravens Cove Invasions.

Granted, but they leave cause everyone is dead.

I wish I had made a wish.

granted you wished to die by the hands of davy jones

i wish for a piece of bacon

Granted, it is a nanometer long.

I wish for the sun.

Granted, so it falls on you.

I wish for The Hatbox Ghost.

Granted, but it becomes evil and kills you.

I wish for a glove.

Granted, but it is Freddy's Glove, and it is shoved through yer chest.

I wish they made Freddy's Glove a weapon in this Game.

Granted.... But you can only inflict damage on yourself.

I wish for Ship of the Line....

Granted, you spend all your gold to buy one, but when you finally set sail you hit a rock and sink.

I wish for Long John Silver to be a level 70 boss in the game.

Granted, you are limited to level one.

I wish to be a mod.

(Congrats Aka)

Granted,it lasts for one second.
I wish for...something.

granted you get a fake sotl (really a piece of wood)

i wish norton would leave me alone.

Granted, Horton starts in on you.

I wish for water.

grated you get several tons of salt water dumped on your head

i wish for a fish

Granted, but it is a baby minow.

I wish for a dog! :D