I would go to cleaners and try to wash the burns out of my coat.

WWYDI I sold all of your pirates weapons, ships, and treasures to, well, myself :D

I would be in jail, and no hair (all burned off)... hoping that lava isnt blocking the jail door!

WWYDI Your guildmates stranded you on an a wild island with a pistol and only 1 shot remaining?

I would build a house, make a family out of wood, and make a living off of killing crabs. And with that one shot? I would use it to scare away door to door business people :)

WWYDI your guild became inactive?

Not that they ever would, but if they did I'd make crop circles on all their lawns with a message that says "Go Back to POTCO"...

WWYDI there were no more Klondike bars?

I would make a factory and build Klondike bars out of wood and sugar.

WWYDI all of the worlds smiley population ( :) ) died out?

I would forever stay smileyless ( is that a word? lol )


WWYDI The Kracken was My pet

um, break out the explosives!

WWYDI the voodoo staff never existed?

I would build the almost-but-not-quite-there-yet voodoo staff...only problem is every spell turns things into chickens...

WWYDI...a Maelstrom appeared off the port bow...and the only way to escape it's grip was to either toss over the gold or the rum(or any stowaway wenches)?

I would throw over the wenches. Gold and rum are worth more!

WWYDI Tortuga suddenly exploded?

I'd build a new one.

WWYDI if I sunk your ship?

I would borrow some of your gold to fix it

WWYDI Desolation was the only move on Staff?

I'd keep killing myself if possible.

What Would You Do If... god stole all the rum from the universe?

Go to another universe

WWYDI rocks were a new weapon?

Go to all the Tailor shops looking for a hardhat.

WWYDI there were submarines in POTCO?

Start plundering underwater

WWYDI there was a flag ship full or EITC, Navy, Skelly, and Tormenta baddies?