To be a mod, you must have passed first grade with flying colors. Third-graders and above may be a little over-qualified...

to be a mod your pirate name must be Maria Cannonfury! LOL :dancetl6:

To be a mod you must be able to throw all your rum overboard. No tears!

To be a mod, you must pick all of your nose hairs without showing any sign of pain.

To be a mod ye must know who Jack Sharkbane is...... Ye'd be needin' t' info...

To be a Mod you must bow down to the greatness that is: Kelly Clarkson!!!!!

To be a mod.. ye must steal non mod's rum... and make them rumless =(

To be a mod you must avoid over hyped famous people like the plague.. (like Kelly Clarkson)

To be a mod you must never be persuaded by women!

To be a mod you better learn to listen to your woman (or your man).

To be a mod you must...um... Know when to think and when not to think :D

To be a mod, you must take the blue pill.

to be a mod you must be able to have fun once in awhile

to be a mod you must be a fluffy bunny named larry :buds: :dancetl6: :smiley-rpg028: :mickeypiratezd4: :hiuf3:

To be a mod you must be: Certifiably Insane! :psmiley27: