Granted, but your weapons are lvl -100

Granted, BUT ITS POISONOUS

I want the Lost Sword

granted.

But, sadly, it's "Lost". What good is The Lost Sword when it is found? The Found Sword isn't so legendary, now is it?

I wish to be Jolly Roger, but use my powers to beat everyone in PvP and conquer the world so that pirates may rule it. And... to get A LOT of loot! :D

granted but you over use them and burn your self out a squirrel then takes over the Caribbean and your loot

I wish for a fish

Granted, but the fish is a phiranha and eats you alive.

I wish for a sword with 100 power that I can use will never be lost and can't be affected by anything.

Granted, but your sword loses its value because there is already the World Eater Blade which has 105 power.

I wish for my two front teeth.

Wish granted, but there fake.

I wish for rum.

Granted. But it's Monster Rum. Few pirates have the antidote.

I wish for.... hmmmmm..... a..... watermelon?

Granted, but its filled with poison.

I wish for the antidote of monster rum.

Granted,... but it's poisonous and requires you to be immune.

I wish for someone to ban me in the ban game.

Granted, but the person isn't real.

I wish Hammmy wouldn't make a wish.

Granted...but that means that you can't get your wish.

So... I wish for a new, better, awesomer game to be started.

granted but you'll never hear about it

i wish for deep thought (the computer)

Granted, but you only get a picture.

I wish for my real own tree that I can sit in.