Now Jolly (who loves toys) picks them up and starts playing with them like action figures, as if he is a toddler.

Jolly Roger acts out a Romeo and Juliet, being the pansy that he is.

While he was off his guard playing with his so called "action figures" he was attacked by a band of pirates with swords and pistols!

Bruce and susan are ticked, and crawl up his pant leg and bruce bites him while susan stabs!

"argh! These pitiful pirates are going in me pants, FALL BAcK, RETREAT!" jolly says.

they both crawl up into his hat, and stab/bite him in the skull, and he dies!!

davy pulls out his gun and shoots the monkey

the monkey grows into a giant beluga whale

What monkey?

they party after killing davy!

jolly roger gets up and sails away (hes cursed to walk the land and sea forever)

Don't bring in completely random things into the story please.

Jolly Roger didn't notice that he sailed straight into a mine.

the mines explodes breaking the ship in half, jolly roger gets in a rowboat murmering

It just isn't his day, and he gets hit in the head by a cannonball.

it knocks off its hat but the hat flys back on his head

It reminds me of the time that I was attacked by a rabid donut...Jolly thinks to himself.