I ban the Noobanners for using Star Wars to assist their still awful bans. You all using Star Wars is degrading to the series.

I ban Davy because the real degrading of the series is right above me.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking that was a smart ban. Unfortunately, I didn't discuss Star Wars in my ban, so therefore you fail.

I ban MA, who will probably post next.

I ban Davy for failing to keep me from posting.

And I ban Skip for degrading this thread with that awful ban.

I ban Davy because since you mentioned Star Wars in your ban, well discussion of the matter naturally comes with it.

I ban Skiperdoo for thinking he is being smart, when he is indeed making up random "arguments."

I ban Davy for arguing with Skip over his random arguments.

I ban Davy for using quotation for emphasis.

I second that ban, then I ban Skip for posting almost at the same time as me.

I ban MA for still failing at making an impressive ban.

Keep trying, you have lots of potential!

I ban Skip for still failing to make an impressive post despite 2097 tries.

I ban MA for stalking me like Edward does to Bella.

Seriously...

I ban Skip for being on the ban thread 24/7. And I ban him for mentioning Twilight. And I further ban him for thinking I stalk him, that's just random and weird.

I ban MA for letting it all out. Well done....

I ban you all because I haven't banned in several days.