But who will be its USER?

Well it sure won't be USIR!

...Technically not a word... but...

It's certainly filled with RUST.

But no matter what, it won't BUST.

Oh, but it MUST.

I don't care if it does, because it's not my gun it's TOMS.

Well SOME poor soul had to invent it.

Poor fool had the SAME intelligence level as a bone.

Aye, how LAME.

And what is the name of that DAME?

I CAME to see that I was BANNED on the 4 LETTER WORD GAME
I know the ban game was closed but come on. lol

Oh, what type did you MAKE?

Oh, you know it's FAKE.

Fake cake should be tossed in the LAKE!