granted its a sequoia you can sit in it in a few hundred years

i wish to own this site

Granted but you can't run it.

I wish for dirt.

Granted, but it comes in a jar you can't open.

I wish the Earth had a smaller magnetic pull so we can just bounce around on the surface (but hard enough to not fly off!).

Granted, but that doesn't change gravity

I wish for a tail

Granted, but people step on it and it eventually falls off.

I wish for some rum pizza! mmmm. yum!

Granted but it's poisened

I wish for carpet.

granted, but it's covered in fleas!

I wish for 100 bottles of rum.

Granted but they are made of your soul!

I wish for eyelids

granted, but your body rejects them.

I wish for more great books.

Granted, but they're in alien language

I wish for dirt

Granted, you get a fleck of dirt that blows away the moment you try to look at it.

I wish Misty had purple hair.

Granted. But bees attack you, thinking you are a flower.

I wish for nothing.

Granted but then you see a car u want thats $1,000,000 and u can't wish for it.

I wish for a smurf.

Granted, you get a smurf, but a secret agency takes it away to test on.

I wish that there were no annoying players on Pirates.

Granted. But I come along and replace all the others. :D

I wish for that $1,000,000 lambo I just saw.