Granted, but the police see you with it, and they arrest you because it looks like you've stolen the car because you're so shabby.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted but they wont be granted

I wish for my guild to be massive

Granted, but its massive, and filled with NOOBS!!!


I wish for me to have an incorruptible wish

Granted, but every wish is possible to corrupt, except this one, so you've corrupted your own wish by wishing for that. So congrats! You've wasted your wish!

I wish Misty could have adventures with Jack Sparrow.

Granted, but you get arrested.

Granted, but you didn't wish, so nothing was granted.

I wish for Jack Sparrow's jar o' dirt (which you rudely stole from him, DP).

Granted, but the Kraken eats it.

I wish for a cat.

Granted, but it falls off of the couch nine times and dies.

I wish for another Bourne movie.

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for a couch.

Granted, you get a miniature paper one.

I wish for the jar of dirt inside the Kraken.

Granted, but the kraken pukes it up, and it smashes.

I wish for cearel.

Granted.... but it was very tasty - hands empty bowl -

I wish for TYRANT blade and more wishes

Granted, but the tyrant blade destroys the wishes and self destructs.

I wish for a ship of the line.

Granted. But they release a War Ship of the Line.

I wish for Skittles.

Granted, but they fall on the ground and grow into trees

I wish for the sea.