I ban PIB. Okay, I have... lets see... Elephant dung, booger, ear wax, and toenail. OH, and Kraken Barf.

I ban Davy. DUDE I WANT THE ELEPHANT DUNG! I love dat flavor :D

I ban PIB. I have just a few drops left. It has some possibly deadly bacteria. That fine with you?

I ban Davy and Pib for.... just read above.

I ban Sharktooth for not wanting any Elephant Dung.

I ban Davy. Yea, it's fine, I'm already kinda sick.

I ban PIB. Okay, I'll be working on the Vaccine...

I ban Davy for nearly reaching Ban Mastership. Excellent work my friend!

Although, I must disagree with your master, TSC, on how you can just take minions. Aye, you can, but in order to win their loyalty, they must volunteer.

I ban Jack for fighting a losing war.

I ban Davy for who said I was fighting? Unless I'm mistaken, I already have the loyalty of many. Pib... an odd case.

I ban Jack for speaking WAY too much of the truth. It hurts my BRAAAAAIIIIINNNNN D:

I ban pib for reminding me of those pesky zombies on Five.

"Need some more clams for the chowder over here!"

I ban Jack. Too lazy to think of a descent reason.

I ban Davy for being lazy and then going nuts if he gets a B on his school work....

I ban PIB because B's are horrible. I would rather be attacked by The Monster than get one. Well, not really.