I ban the unlimited muffin!

I ban the unlimited crest!

I ban the very limited MP.

I ban TSC with my very limited vocabulary.

I ban Dead for using big words. Don't confuse the nooblets

I ban Crestshot for not allowing confusion to confuse the confused nooblets.

I ban CT for attempting to use the word confusion to confuse me as I try to confuse him and the ever confused noobanners

I ban Crestshot's confusion skills, as that type of confusion cannot confuse me or my confused confusion skills, which only confuse the confused nooblets.

I ban the confused souls that wandered here on a beef jerky boat driven by an angry turkey that's part vegetarian but sometimes eats pieces of bacon covered in a special grease that was dropped off for me but I was too afraid to open it so I threw it at a bear and it laughed....

How's that for confusing and random?

I ban Deadpool for making a major nooblet-confusing random post.

I ban CT because Deadpool is more confusing than Deadpool and Deadpool and Deadpool and Deadpool and Deadpool and Deadpool and Super Rhinos from France.

I ban the confused Deadpool confusingly because he finally made a confusingly random confusing post.

I ban CT for telling a lie

i ban my guild mate

I ban Angel.