but first he MUST eat the GIANT BURGER

He blasts the burger to become evil yet again, then invades Tortuga.

When invading Tortuga, he finds pirates stopping him, and he dies.

He then muses over a plan to figure out how to beat those pesky pirates...

But then he realized, oh yeah, I can't think, I'm dead.

So he keeps raiding nearby ships, and comes across Davy Jones!

who throws a wild party on the black pearl.

He then realizes that annoying Jack Sparrow has the black pearl.

he gives jack sparrow a box of donuts

He hands over the pearl, and jolly crushes.. bug!

then bug crushes jolly.

jolly gives a box of donuts to sparrow (again)

Then jolly kisses sparrow and marries him.

Jack Sparrow divorces and Jolly becomes evil once again.

Jolly is sick of his undead life and stabs him self with a cursed blade.

-spot light turns to sparrow -