I ban ALL OF YOU! Because I am a cruel and Heartless old scrooge! BAH HUMBUGH!!!!

I ban the Ban Newb.... Go fetch me a sandwich....

I ban muffin. Make that two please.

Per Masterly duties, I ban Hook for joining us here. Your sanity is already gone, so you'll be fine.

I ban Crest for welcoming the new guy. Can I eat him please?!

I ban Davy for finally giving in to the inner-monster. Thought you had that problem under control?

I ban Jack because if I eat him it will be less painful than The Monster eating him. Its a favor to him!

I ban Davy for he knows he finds cooked steak much more appealing.

I ban Jack, because I prefer chicken.

I ban Davy for prefering chicken over steak

I ban Filly for not acknowledgng the power of chicken.

I ban the power of chicken. Bah Humbug.

I ban Jack for not eating the chicken instead.

I ban Crestshot as my last ban for several days.

I ban Davy for abandoning us. You'll bring us presents upon return, right?