I ban andy for misspelling Samuel after criticizing him for bad grammar.

I ban DF just to prove a point.

I ban The Great One for gracing us with his presence.

I ban DF as a thank you.
I add another ban because I forget to log in more often.

I ban TSC for compensating for his lack of banning.

I ban AS for asking weird questions.

I ban TSC because the questions have obvious answera so I changed the question into a demand.

I ban Deadpool for that one time when he said that one thing to that one guy in that particular location.

I ban DF for actually paying attention to Deadpool.

I ban TSC because there's a price to pay to pay attention to me, but the special discount sale makes It free.

I ban Andy becuase I can.
that and spelling is irrelivant ;)

I ban rich because irrelevance is irrelevant in this relatively relentless rolling rigor of Rhode Island.

I ban Deadpool for excessive alliteration.