Granted, but it grows legs and walks away.

I wish for a boat.

Granted, did I mention it was the Titanic?

I wish that the moon was made of cheese.

Granted, but it falls to Earth and crushes you!

I wish for a coke and a mentos. :D

You eat them in quick succession and they explode in your stomach.

I wish for a wooden stick.

Ok, but you can't touch it.

I wish I saw more avatars like mine. ( not Excactly, I mean like Mr. Awesome's. )

Granted, but nobody's avatar can be as awesome as mine.

I wish for a Blightfang Edge.

Ok, but you cant touch it.

I wish Mr. Awesome would realize that mine is more epic because mine Is actually listed in the right demensions, where his is to small width wise.

Granted but epic now means lame.

I wish for stinky gym socks.

Granted, but they come alive and eat you.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Heinz ketchup!

Granted, you get it all at once. It goes old and you get sick.

I wish for a scarlet dog.

Granted, but it stains everything it touches!

I wish for minions. MUAHAHAHA!!! ;)

Granted, but they mutiny and throw you off a cliff!

I wish for a second soul.

Granted. But the Grim Reaper becomes furious that he has to harvest you twice. So he steals your second soul and uses it to make himself come back to life and kill you so that he gets both souls. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ;)

I wish for Europe in POTCO.

Granted, but it's a scale model.

I wish for a ship.

Granted. But it came from the dollar store and sinks after five minutes.

I wish for a pet panda.