Sparrow doesnt care about Jolly dieing, so he does his normal duties as a pirate.

He storms kings head with a druknen from of forumers.

and finds jolly roger there with davy jones and saying

"Your debt must be payed SPARROW!"

Sparrow says, "Do i have to marry you again?"

davy jones says "You have been captain of the pearl for 13 years. YOUR SOUL IS MINE!"

Jack Sparrow runs away using the speed foot glitch (this was before it was fixed ;))

He gets on the black pearl.

The swift foot glitch causes the ship to go faster, for no apparent reason.

Then an SOTl manned by my old guild MIS ops out of the sea like the flying dutchman and blows the stuffing out of the BP.

jack sparrows gets eaten by the kraken suddenly (the way he has in the movie)
before he goes in he says "Hello Beasty."

That's when, suddenly, Cap'n Jack and another pirate are both barfed up by the Kraken in Davy Jone's locker, and the other pirate happens to be......

JOE!!!!!!

joe then blows up and gets sent to a a distance world and could never return again

It's Davy Jone's locker. They're dead. Nowhere else to go. They're stuck.

Joe and Cap'n Jack stare at each other before Cap'n Jack says, "Who are you, stranger?"

He says, "Im joe.

Jack nods, realizing his name is Joe.