I ban Skiperdoo for explaining ghosts to me.

I ban Jack for banning me for helping him understand something. (even though he'll probably forget it within the hour)

-burp-

Rum's good.

I ban Skiperdoo for talking about nonsensical thing-ma-bobbers.

I ban Jack for not talking about the purple stuffed worms.

*drinks more*

I ban youz for talkin'z 'bout gumy werms!

I ban Jack for not joining me in my drunken state!

I ban Skyper fer bein' drouk!

I ban Jack 4 beeng dwunk, tey not dunk
!

I ban Skippy for letting it go far to his head. This is why Rum Mastery is not belonging to you.
On another note, I ban Jack for acting along with the "Drunken hoard".

I ban Crest for stopping their drunk-fest. Woulda been interesting to see what they did next.

I ban Sharktooth for thinking it would be interesting.

I ban Catherine for thinking it wouldn't be interesting

I ban Dog for thinking it would be interesting

I ban Dog for thinking he should continue the argument.

I ban skip for thinking I shouldn't