I ban TSC because he is no one's minion, and I am above him. So I'm no minion.

I ban Sven for imagining things.

I ban Jules for coming to interrupt my Sven ban before it happened

I ban Crest for being blocked by my minion.

I ban Sven for accepting Jules as a minion. That must make life difficult mate.

I ban Crest because she (Jules) is the least active minion ever, so it's easy.

I ban Sven for thinking that I've been slacking.

I ban slackers.

I ban Juliana Slackerheart too.

I ban TSC for now seeing why I need a new one!

I ban Sven for freeing me of my minion duties! HAHA!

I ban Jules as my new semi-new minion.

I ban TSC because I still own the minion, you can have her too, but I gain partial control over your minions.

i ban sven!

I ban A4E for I have control over Dead