Granted. You get Panda3D.

I wish for something.

Granted, but seeing as you asked for something, and nearly everything in the world could be classed as something, it all falls on top of you, and you are crushed.

I wish Cuba will be destroyed.

Granted, but you're on Cuba

I wish for a watch.

Granted, but the watch is the detonator for a bomb in your pocket. When you try to set the time,........ well...... you know what happens next. ;)

I wish to wish a wish and swish for fish on my Ish wish dish! ;) (if you know what i'm talking about)

Granted - that was Gibberish for 'I wish for my trousers to fall down'.

I wish for a Thing of Great Wonder.

Granted, but that thing happens to be the greenish meat.

I wish you would understand English. (that was Dr. Seuss!)

Granted, but Dr. Seuss isn't classed as English... (classed as nonsense)

I wish for a long journey...

Granted, but you die along the way.

I wish that you would get me rum! please?????

You want MY rum? Okay then...

I wish for a slice of ham.

Granted. But it came from me...

I wish for Jack Sparrow's rum.

Granted but only 1 ounce is left.

No wishes... nun4u

I wish people would start posting more.

Granted but everybody gets threds mixed up and its chaos of people posting (seemingly) random things.

I wish for a active friendly guild of 500 loyal guild members eternally.

And I wish that people arent so involved in celebreties lives... which means NO, andy, I dont think there is such thing.


I wish for new throwing knives.