He then realizes that there is no rum.

MIS stares at the kraken, who waves, and disappears and MIS gets it as a pet.

Jack and Joe get bored.

Jack tells Joe: "I'm bored."

the black pearl suddenly fall on their backs

Joe decides to rename himself to Yankinyo Amoff.

He then realizes he nickname would Yank.

So he yanks his arm off.

his arm comes back on and to pealr pushes them 1 million feet into the sand

Jack and Joe don't like being buried under a million feet of sand, so they try to find a way to get out.

Pepe la peu comes and attacks

turns out it was a beef been burrito and jack ate it and .....

Puked it out, it turned out that a hint of horseradish was mixed in with the burrito.

They climb out, and joe gets bored of jacks face, and shoots him.

However, with his pretend gun, for they are in Davy Jone's locker, and there is no weapons, and also, no rum.

NO RUM!!!!!