I skiperdoo Skiperdoo to ban MA for keeping track of his terrible bans. Takes a lot of skill to keep track of that many.

I ban DF for no particular reason. Which is a reason on its own, so now the noobanners can't say "oh you need to give a reason".

I ban TSC for that clever ban involving no use of cleverness.

I skip Davy to ban TSC for being a hypocrite! If I were to ban you for no particular reason you would probably rant about how uncreative "Noobanners" are, if you want to stay a ban master you have to live up to your title!

I ban MA because I just knew that my previous ban was going to mentioned in someway by you. And FYI you have no say on wether or not I stay a Master. You can't lose Mastery of anything.

I ban Luckie because if I wanted a pet I would pick something that didn't make such horrible bans.

I ban TSC because you would not want me as a pet anyway, I bite.

I ban Luckie for feeling lucky, if I am a pest, probably a mosquito, then I am responsible for more deaths than anything else on earth. And with me being the most powerful force on earth, you’ve got to ask yourself one question... 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ye, Pixie?

I ban MA for calling himself a pest. That's very mature of you for accepting your role as the most annoying living thing in the world.

I ban TSC for thinking that in any way, MA is mature.

I also ban MA because look at this pretty light I have! *holds up Bug Zapper*

I ban Davy for not knowing that Bug Zappers don't kill Spiders. And the only single "pest" that could be compared to me is the Goliath birdeater.

I ban MA for using making that horrible ban. :D

I ban MA because if you want to compare yourself to a pest, just compare to yourself.