Granted but the Jack Sparrow comes and confuses you so you forget your reason.

I wish for a turkey.

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish for a new activity thread, with a new game.

Granted but the game is horrible and the thread closes.

I wish for a toe.

Granted, but it is made of rock, and when you try to bite its nails, your teeth fall out. (yuck!)

I wish for unlimited Unlimited access that's free to use.

Granted but basic and unlimited have switched places

I wish for many ship cuztomizations.

Granted, but the minimum amount of gold needed is 200,001.

I wish for a bonus of 100,000 gold.

Granted, but as it is being shipped to you, I sink the ship and steal it.

I wish for Rome to be mine! MUWHAHAHA! MUWHAHAHA! MU-*Head Blows Up*

Granted, but you end up like Mussolini. (search it up if you don't know)

I wish for a level 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.99999999999 pirate. (lol. one hit Smasho and Jolly with him :p)

Granted but the your account becomes hacked and erased.

I wish for a lion

(BTW I know who Mussolini is)

Granted,but it swallows all your favourite weapons.
Me want SOTL.
PS:Mussolini was the dictator in Italy,overthrown in '44.

Your Ship of the Line has less HP than a light sloop and no broadside or deck guns.

I wish for a bottle of Monster Rum.

Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish for a lifetime supply of peanut butter. ;)

Granted but the lids to the jars get glued with peanut butter.

I wish for an island.

Granted, but Jolly Roger invades and you, being the only person there, get annihilated.

I wish for a bagel.

Granted. (I rubbed poison into it)

I wish I had The Power.