a rum barrel appears,but they have to pay for in rum barrel tax

Jack says " Taxs are for chumps." I, Jason Shorewrecker, then hit him with my pistol and steal his rum.

Jack chases Jason for the rest of his life.

So the story of Jack, Jason, and Joe concludes, and they live their miserable lives in Davy Jone's locker. Huh, they all started with J.

New Story!

Jack, a local rum master, and rum taxer, was trying to build a drink replicator.

He thought of an idea and went to the Stupidest man in the Caribbean.

This man, was named Stealthy Cannoneer.

Hah, just kidding.

Jack needed a new lackey, and he needed somebody to boss around.

Jack found a little dude to boss around, and his name was......

I so want to put Sharky.

And so I am!

His name was Sharktooth.

But Jack decided to like Sharktooth, so he took him to his ship and made him Co-Captain. :D

But decided to demote him to Quartermaster after seeing his lack of grammar.

It's Co-captain.

But then he sees him kill a Juggernaut single handed and promotes him back.

And the C in Captain should be capitalized.

So, the two marauders look for their next Port-of-Call.

They walk into padres del feugo, where there is an invasion and they see me chop jolly up and mail him to RC

Jack then asks Seaking, "Would you like to join my crew and become one of my many rum minions?"

SEAKING accepts and is forced to work below deck, making rum. 4ever.