I ban Skip because if I were to compare myself to myself, I would always come out on top. Now if I were to compare myself to you... I would still come out on top.

I ban MA because your are an annoying mosquito. A very big annoying mosquito.Your words.

I ban TSC for picking up MA's gunshots and firing them back at him.

I ban TSC because a hybrid Goliath birdeater/mosquito should be in a science fiction novel.

I ban Skiperdoo for wanting Flying Blood-Sucking Spiders.

I ban Davy for not sharing.

I ban Skiperdoo for slamming his head on the keyboard and calling that a ban.

I ban Skip for not stealing it like a good pirate.

And I ban Davy for reusing one of the most overused bans ever.

I skip MA to ban Davy because it just goes to show that you can be banned by the simplest of things, such as slamming my head on the keyboard.

Let me try it again, BANNED!

I ban MA because a reused ban is perfectly fine if it is in an applicable situation.

I also ban Skiperdoo because a ban like that is barely a ban at all.

I skip Davy to ban Skip for killing useful brain cells... If you have any left.

I ban MA because brain cells have nothing to do with actual intelligence.

I ban MA because only Skip can reach negative quantities of brain cells.

I ban Skip because banging your head can also bruise your brain.

I ban Davy because he knows very much about the second part.

I ban Skiperdoo for acknowledging that I have taken a biology class.