Granted, but Davy steals it from you.

I wish I had a friend. :D

Granted but he is an inactive noob, but then I come along..

I wish for pizza.

Granted, but it's a chew-toy that has been slobbered all over by a dog.

I wish for a puppy! :D

Granted but it runs away.

I wish for a car.

Granted, but seeing as this is the Caribbean in the 18th century, your car disappears because it hasn't been invented yet.

I wish grenades were easier to master.

Granted, but that means you have less experience with using them and you bow yourself up. O_O

I wish for a one hundred dollar bill to float through the window and land in my wallet!

Granted - did I mention it was on fire?

I wish I had a pet meteor.

Granted, but it catches YOUR money on fire.

I wish for a Mac laptop so that there wouldn't be so much lag while playing POTCO.

Granted! but sadly.... it gets rained on stepped on OOhh and! gets put in a trash compactor ha ha.

I wish for the slowest computer ever!

Granted, it's so slow that while you're trying to access the Internet to post here, the computer gets overpowered and explodes... in front of you. Ouch.

I wish for a new beginning.

Granted, but since it is different than the one already used, you simply don't exist. :p

I wish for an invincible Mac Book Pro.

Granted, but you're mugged and it's stolen.

I wish for a maraca.

Granted... but every time you shake it EXPLODES :P

I wish that I had an uninvincible mac book air!

Granted but since it's uninvincible it self destructs.

I wish for a firey skull.

Granted. You get Davy Fireskull. And he is not happy that he was teleported away from his rum.

I wish for the sea to be replaced with rum.