Granted but when you swim in it your eyes BURN!

I wish for a cool new uncorruptable sword!

Granted! But you accidentally stab yourself with it!

I wish for a Ship of the Line with Explosive broadsides and Firebrand deck guns!

Granted! But there's one in the world and its MINE! :D

I wish for a bird.

Granted but.... I think my cat just found lunch.

I wish for an totally cool and unorruptable sword that cant hurt me and it cant be taken or lost!

Granted, but its so perfect that you're mobbed to death by adoring fans.

I wish for savvy-ness. Savvy?

Ok, but but its so much savvy that your head explodes. Savy?

I wish 4 awesomeness

Granted,... but you become infuriated by the fact that Mr. Awesome has the most awesomeness in the Caribbean that YOU'RE head explodes.

I wish for nothing.

Granted! But nothing happens...

I wish for a Dagger of the Dark Idol.

Granted, but it is so powerful that you're arm falls off to to its intense power.

I wish for the best clothing in the Caribbean.

Granted! But Peddlers bring the best clothes from Europe to the Caribbean the very next morning...

I wish for a Thunderspine Blade...

MA didn't write a wish. 0: WISH STICK!!!!!

I wish for FENIAS AND PHERB!!!!

Um.. I did wish for something...

Granted! But they both get eaten by the monster...

None 4 u!

I wish for a swift foot (just 1 not 2)

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish that this wish couldn't backfire.

Granted, but you turn around and backfire becomes frontfire.

I wish for a Rhino :D