i sink irons ship with one cannon ball, and i'm friends with tia and she makes it so you cant use voodoo and you land in the middle of no where with sharks around who are made for stealing there teeth

I have known tia for a much longer time than you so she sinks a diff ship and uses her voodoo to make u think that she did the deed.

i made a deal with davy jones to get the black pearl in exchange for seaking's soul and he accepts

I make a deal with JOLLY ROGER to hunt down Davy with his undead armada.

Oh yah did i mention we win!!

oh did i mention u got blasted with the nuke sharktooth used the force on?

oh did i mention that i was not there for that so therefor it dose not apply for me.

did i say where? no? so u were there.

i then hire greedy to fix the cannon on the bottom deck then i pay him within 1-200k gold

I take the flying dutchman for my self, and order the kraken to destroy the BP

Ah yes well that would be all fine and dandy and every thing but the BP is proteted by tias voodoo.

Wow, I've been away for ages. Would anyone mind filling me in on what has happened since I left? The I will start helping to make the story.

Um there was a battle with making deals and tia voodoo and stuff lol.

WEll i have the kraken and the flying dutch man, and i now trying to steal the pearl.

Pay tia to remove the voodoo curse on the BP, to i board it and order my fish people to kill everyone.

Alright guys, I'm not trying to be rude at all, but from now on, can we stay on one topic? Last I checked, we were on my crew's adventure, and now, fish people? You can make the sentences as random as you want, but please, for pete's sake, stay on the character's story until it looks as if the tale is finished.

So, now! Let us start over.

Davy Jones, lord and leader of the Flying Dutchman, was in charge of the seas, but couldn't take his mind off of his once great love, Calypso.

Sometimes he would get so lost in thought about her that he would find himself chewing his tentically beard.

He thought it tasted like Calamari, but chewing on it also hurt himself.