I ban Davy for thinking MP's avatar is awesome. (It is, but I still ban you)

I ban Skippers' banning skills. NOT.

So you're saying I still have my banning skills? Btw IBY for awakening 2 lurking guests!

I ban skiperdoo because I am EVIL.

I ban Skipeedee because a guest has no choice but to lurk, and they all lurk, therefore the adjective lurk is always implied, therefore it is not needed, so therefore they are simply guests.

I ban the guests who haven't signed up for the site.

I ban the guests that may not even play POTCO.

I ban the guests also, it seems the brought friends, and I wonder if we're creeping them out.

I ban people who ban guests too much.

I ban Sharky for basically banning himself.

I ban PB for basically letting me ban him.

I ban Skiperdoo for believing there's such a thing as "allowing" a ban.

I ban Crest for coming back! Hi Crest!!!!!

I ban pib for... I got nothing.

I ban Sharky for going out on a limb and falling straight into the water. /slowsarcasticapplause