i ban cannonbane... bc hes banning us all and he stole what i did in the other game... ( good reason )

I ban swash for his bad grammar.

I ban Sharky for that ban is as old as time itself.

I ban Stealthy for reminding me of the painful days of the GP.

I skip Jack to ban Stealthy because is we ban swash enough he might fix his awful grammar.

I ban TSC and Cannonfury because I want to see epic war.

I ban Stealthy, for promoting warfare.

I ban Jack for we are pirates.

I ban Stealthy for most pirates never charged into war and death. It was mostly show and threats.

I ban JS for calling pirates cowards and performers.

I ban TSC for thinking that Jack implied cowardice.

I ban you all for not understanding the pirate tradition: "fight to run away"

I ban dog for we fight to live

I ban geedy, for we pirates tend to shoot a cannon from a distance and hope it hits something.

I ban JS because I always hit when I shoot my cannons. I never rely on hopes and luck.