I ban Julie for banning that which is basically the same as banning herself.

I ban Skip for the failed pwn attempt....

I ban Julie for the failed ban attempt.

I ban skip for the weak return...

I ban Julie for making a return to my ban. Inherently being weak by comparison.

I ban skip's Incoherent logic...

I ban Julie's incongrous banning style.

I ban skip for spelling his big word incorrectly.

I ban Jules for missing the Grammar Police phase here.

I BAN Crest for mentioning the grammar police

I ban Crest because a grammatically correct ban is a happy ban...

I ban rich for BANing Crest.

i ban jewels becuz this is grammarticly carrect to right?

-pokes head in-

I ban Skirata and Jules for letting the Noobanners take over in my absence! Control them!

-leaves-

I ban Davy for still being here, even though he said he was leaving.

I ban Sharky for banning Davy before I did