I ban my epic typing fail. Fingers must be losing their accuracy as my speed increases.

I ban Jack because I am half tempted to knock you out and send you to school for that.

I ban Davy for behaving in such a manner towards his new partner-in-rum!

I ban Jack because now would be a good time to remember the second half of my suggestion.

I ban Skip for always being a worthy employee. However, I'll be fine.

I ban Jack because it would be for the best.

I ban Davy for being Davy.

I ban Dark for pushing her way into the ban game without being able to live up to expectations.

Hi Zilly. Don't mind us.

I ban Crest for dissing my first ban game post.

I ban Dark because I know it's not your first, but I also know you were also ignored on your first one of today.
Welcome bans all around!!!

I ban Crest for welcoming noobanners in the ban game. Don't you know this will cause them to lose their sanity!!!??? MUAHAHAHAHA! The ban game is insanity, so leave if you want to keep your sanity.

I ban myself for forgetting about my first post.

I ban Hammy for not realizing that noobanners like yourself are insane are ready. I fit into a totally different category. Zombie Banner.

I ban Stealth because of course i'm an insane noobanner! She's just new-er than me. So she's still got a chance.

I ban Hammy for being insane, but not being inSANE like me!