Granted, but it gets hungry and eats you.

I wish to gain even more highscores than I have today!

(Rhinos don't eat people -_-)

Granted, but then I come and beat ALL high scores!

I wish for a office chair.

Granted, but it is made of chocolate and melts.

I wish for $1. xD

Granted, but it falls out of your hand into the shredder.

I wish for chocolate!

Granted, but it melts. Didn't you learn from Hammy?

I wish for purple hair.

Granted, but it washed out the next time you took a shower.

I wish for better typing

granted it is open but for just enough time for you to log on

I wish that it would never have bugs like this

Granted, but everything else you do will be bugged, including non-virtual things

I wish I was level 51

Granted but your lv 51 is always groggy and has 1000 health and lv 7 weapons

I wish for a wish with no corruption

Granted, you get your wish. But seeing as you have wished for a wish, you have used up your wish and at the same time you have gained a wish. So you wished your wish away, gained a wish that you can't wish, and now you have an unwishable wish. So you corrupted your own wish.

I wish for a maggot.

granted and a maggot is already gross and corrupted so i see no need to corrupt it further

I wish flies did not exist

Granted, but seeing as you can't turn back time, the flies are wiped out, and everyone knows you are to blame. Some people like flies, so I'm afraid you'll have to get used to bricks being thrown at your windows...

I wish for a piece of chiffon.

granted what ever that is its moldy

I wish that I had more soda

Granted, but it is all poisoned by Davy.