One day, he was so lost in thought about her that he stopped eating!

He then went about to play his melancholy song about his fair maiden.

All of the sudden, a cannonball smashed through the wall, and destroyed his organ!

He looked through the window and saw the HMS Invincible outside his vessel!

He orders his fish people to attack, and the mere smell kills the captain.

But, the cronies didn't realize that the rest of the crew had noseplugs!

So they kill them all, and become cheesy sales men and sell there nose plugs for
"'19.95 plus ship and handling! but WAIT! that's not all! if you buy a hundred dollar product, we give you this for double the price! yeah that's right, double the price! but WAIT! we'll double the offer! then! all you have to do is sit back and throw your money away and this dum and useless product"

using this product against fish people will result in the black spot or a slap and a live badger up the nose, then the flying dutch man will come after you. enjoy!

Then the cronies stop daydreaming about infomercials, which hasn't been invented yet.

SO they go back to the flying dutch man and enjoy a meal of sea food when they relive there eating there cousins.

The seafood turns out to be still living, which makes it sushi.

So then they decide to attack worlds end.

However, Cap'n Davy Jones belays that order.

to they throw him off the edge

However, Davy Jones is invincible, and, when he comes back onboard the Dutchman, he kills all his crew and hires a new, extremly obedient batch of henchmen.

Davy orders them to attack anyone who has imposed rum tax on anyone or anything, so, they go after ship steel.